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Old 03-06-2008, 12:31 AM   #1
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Ok, so I have this Navy Ball coming up towards the end of April. I need a date for it, and currently my only option is someone who is just a friend. Honestly, I'd rather a real date. The CO has a cute daughter who is my age. My goal is to take her to the Navy Ball.

Now, I'd like to provide the following information.
1.) I've seen the CO's daughter once, a year ago. We did not converse.
2.) As far as I know, none of my friends know her. I know one girl who took a class with her 2 years ago or something like that. Anyways, she's a Christian and supposedly a really nice girl, and knowing the CO, I think we'd get along pretty well.
3.) Given the above circumstances, I have no idea how to meet said girl. I could ask the CO, but I'm not sure how I would phrase it to not sound like a total jackass.
4.) The CO has a good sense of humor, so pulling this off isn't as suicidal as it may seem. I won't be IDPing her at the night's end.
5.) She's 4'11"
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Old 03-06-2008, 12:32 AM   #2
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Do it. I told you.
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Old 03-06-2008, 12:32 AM   #3
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this again?!
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Old 03-06-2008, 12:40 AM   #4
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Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date
But a year to make love she wanted you to wait
Let me tell ya a story of my situation
I was talkin' to this girl from the U.S. nation
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Old 03-06-2008, 12:42 AM   #5
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Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date
But a year to make love she wanted you to wait
Let me tell ya a story of my situation
I was talkin' to this girl from the U.S. nation
I need answers, not Biz Markie. Though Biz Markie is
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Old 03-06-2008, 01:09 AM   #6
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stalker ftw
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Old 03-06-2008, 01:10 AM   #7
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stalker ftw
we all got one
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Old 03-06-2008, 01:16 AM   #8
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Old 03-06-2008, 01:19 AM   #9
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tell the CO your story of how you need some one for the date for the navy ball and you dont know anyone to ask or something. if you are lucky as **** he'll bring up the idea of his daughter. if he doesnt then you probably shouldnt push it.
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Old 03-06-2008, 01:21 AM   #10
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if you're trying to get out of the navy, show up with a guy as your date.


then again... you guys dress up as sperm and run around inside a giant metal penis.... nvrmnd..
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Old 03-06-2008, 01:31 AM   #11
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Welll heyheyhey #5.. now *that* changes everything.

Not like I'm biased or anything..
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Old 03-06-2008, 01:33 AM   #12
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No Prod, you are not EVER having sex.
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Old 03-06-2008, 01:34 AM   #13
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Prod, I already told you tonight: TTIWWOP, and this will not end well.
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Old 03-06-2008, 01:34 AM   #14
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Welll heyheyhey #5.. now *that* changes everything.

Not like I'm biased or anything..
lol
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Old 03-06-2008, 01:36 AM   #15
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No Prod, you are not EVER having sex.
That's not what I'm after. I just want to be that guy, who takes the Captain's daughter to the Navy Ball.
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Old 03-06-2008, 01:39 AM   #16
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Prod, I already told you tonight: TTIWWOP, and this will not end well.
lots of **** isn't ending well for many people tonight

its all going right well for me though!
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Old 03-06-2008, 01:42 AM   #17
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Prod, I already told you tonight: TTIWWOP, and this will not end well.
I'm not posting pics unless I get a "yes" from her.
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Old 03-06-2008, 01:42 AM   #18
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him!!
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Old 03-06-2008, 09:49 PM   #19
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lots of **** isn't ending well for many people tonight

its all going right well for me though!
what do you mean?
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Old 03-06-2008, 09:56 PM   #20
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Talk to the CO about the situation, I am sure if you guys are on good terms and you reassure him that no IDPing will happen he might go for it.
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Old 03-06-2008, 09:59 PM   #21
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You have the CO's number? Call up and ask for his daughter by name, arrange a regular date, then ask her to the ball if you are still interested. What rank is your CO anyway?
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Old 03-06-2008, 10:07 PM   #22
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Old 03-06-2008, 10:16 PM   #23
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This is a horrible idea. I mean, forget the part where you saw a girl once a year ago, stalker. Forget that in the last year you haven't met anyone else to ask. Forget that this is not just your boss' daughter, but you're the property of Uncle Sam and he could pwn you like 4x4 having a bad night.

But for god sakes, man, she's a ****ing midget! Just kidding, that part's hot. But you're gonna die an old man in the stockade.
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