So back around Thanksgiving time (2003), when it snowed for the first time, I was out drifting around corp parking lots at Midnight.
On my way home I see a new V6 accord with it's flashers on sitting on the side of the road next to this not-so-bad-to-look-at blonde.
I pull over and get the story, she lives 500ft from there and ran out of gas, thought she could make it, blah blah blonde...
I'm a nice guy, so I take her down to the gas station so that we can pick up some gas and get her rolling again.
Turns out she blew all her cash and doesn't get paid for another few days.
Fine, I give her 5 bucks and we roll out with the gas back up to her car.
We get the car running and warmed up, I drop her my card and tell her that if she needs anything to gimmie a call, as I live close by. We both depart and drive our separate directions.
I get to work the next day to find the anticipated "Thank you" voice mail and then notice that there are 3 more from her as well...
About a few days later I realize that this chick is completely F'ed in the head P S Y C H O!
I get calls at 2 or 3 am, sometimes 5 am, whenever she gets back from drinking. I don't answer anymore and normally get about 2-3 overflow voice mails. (system cuts her off, she calls back..)
[Note: I have never actualy called this chick and after the first 2 months of drunken ranting have stopped answering her calls.]
Below are some of the recent MP3's from the last 2 or so weeks.
Pay particular attention to #3 and #9.
There used to be much funnier "drink and dial" messages, but verizon finally deleted them on me for saving them for too long =(
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio...ho_chick-1.mp3
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio...ho_chick-2.mp3
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio...ho_chick-3.mp3
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio...ho_chick-4.mp3
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio...ho_chick-5.mp3
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio...ho_chick-6.mp3
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio...ho_chick-7.mp3
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio...ho_chick-8.mp3
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio...ho_chick-9.mp3
Found one more on my work phone:
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio..._chick-5.5.mp3
Updated! 4/9/2004
Alright...here they are, all of these are from 1:20am this morning till about 2:30am.
Some of these are not work safe, so grab those headphones!
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio...2004.CSC.1.mp3
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio...2004.CSC.2.mp3
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio...2004.CSC.3.mp3
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio...2004.CSC.4.mp3
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio...2004.CSC.5.mp3
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio...2004.CSC.6.mp3
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio...2004.CSC.7.mp3
Updated! 4/11/2004
These are from the 10th and 11th, Easter weekend...enjoy.
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio...4.10.CSC-1.mp3
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio...4.10.CSC-2.mp3
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio...4.10.CSC-3.mp3
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio...4.10.CSC-4.mp3
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio...4.10.CSC-5.mp3
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio...4.10.CSC-6.mp3
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio...4.10.CSC-7.mp3
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio...4.10.CSC-8.mp3
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio...4.10.CSC-9.mp3
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio....10.CSC-10.mp3
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio....10.CSC-11.mp3
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio....10.CSC-12.mp3
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio....10.CSC-13.mp3
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio....10.CSC-14.mp3
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio....10.CSC-15.mp3
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio....10.CSC-16.mp3
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio....10.CSC-17.mp3
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio....10.CSC-18.mp3
And from tonight (11th):
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio...4.11.CSC-1.mp3
Updated! 4/16/2004
These are from the rest of the 11th.
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio...al.Stand-1.mp3
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio...al.Stand-2.mp3
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio...al.Stand-3.mp3
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio...al.Stand-4.mp3
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio...al.Stand-5.mp3
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio...al.Stand-6.mp3
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio...al.Stand-7.mp3
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio...al.Stand-8.mp3
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio...al.Stand-9.mp3
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio...l.Stand-10.mp3
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio...l.Stand-11.mp3
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio...l.Stand-12.mp3
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio...l.Stand-13.mp3
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio...l.Stand-14.mp3
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio...l.Stand-15.mp3
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio...l.Stand-16.mp3
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio...l.Stand-17.mp3
http://www.gongzero.com/assets/audio...l.Stand-18.mp3