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Old 05-16-2004, 05:02 AM   #1
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Default Crazy Stalker Chick: West Coast Edition!!1

Ok, so this girl IM's me and tells me that she knows me. she looks familiar and well, is pretty decent looking. but she is PSYCHO. I try to make her not like me and she gets MORE attracted! she's a scene hoe basically, she goes to 3 shows a week, ect...she wants me to come over and IDPizzle my nizzle..but i dont know if she's really dirty or not. either way she freaks me out. IM's me, calls my work, texts me, ect ect.

here's a convo from tonight...wack. I am teh breakerbreakerr. notice the subtle OT refrences


Lunalex33:
breaker breakerr: roofle!11on
breaker breakerr: e
Lunalex33: haha
Lunalex33: so... john-o
Lunalex33: i'm just gunna call you john actually
Lunalex33: so john
Lunalex33: hi
Lunalex33: do you have anymore pictures?
breaker breakerr: hi
breaker breakerr: not on this computer
Lunalex33: do you have a car?
breaker breakerr: yeah
breaker breakerr: a very fast one
Lunalex33: and if it's a hurse or a black 66 mustang hard top we're getting married
Lunalex33: what kind of car?
breaker breakerr: subaru
Lunalex33: or! 67 1/2
Lunalex33: oh... nvrmind
Lunalex33: i dont even know what subarus look like
Lunalex33: is it black?!
breaker breakerr: here i have a link to a picture
Lunalex33: k
Lunalex33: we should hang out sometime
Lunalex33: when are you free?
Lunalex33: ...hello?
breaker breakerr: hi
breaker breakerr: http://www5e.biglobe.ne.jp/~Eine/imp4.jpg ...(HAHAHA!!!)
Lunalex33: there's a very strange movie on tv of all these women dancing to salsa music by the pool
Lunalex33: oh NICE!
Lunalex33: it's all pimped out
Lunalex33: is that your actual car?
breaker breakerr: no
breaker breakerr: but it is identical
Lunalex33: nice
Lunalex33: yeah... you could pick m e up in that
Lunalex33: i wouldnt mind
Lunalex33: haha
breaker breakerr: yeah
breaker breakerr: you could grap on my parnets oilcovers
Lunalex33: huh?
breaker breakerr: uhh...nm
Lunalex33: haha
Lunalex33: um well, john, would you like to call me perhaps?
Lunalex33: wait.. how old did you say you were?
breaker breakerr: 63
Lunalex33: haha
Lunalex33: really
Lunalex33: how old?
breaker breakerr: no.
breaker breakerr: 20.
Lunalex33: oh snap
Lunalex33: i'm 5 years older than you
breaker breakerr: snap indeed
Lunalex33: well... 5 in june
Lunalex33: so if we'd makeout it'd be like sorta wrong
breaker breakerr: das pooper
Lunalex33: which makes it so much hotter
Lunalex33: huh?
breaker breakerr: nm
breaker breakerr: you think so
Lunalex33: dont you?
breaker breakerr: i would assume
Lunalex33: i made out with this 18 yr old at the last show i went to
Lunalex33: he was SO HOT and so into me because of how wrong it was
Lunalex33: haha
breaker breakerr: damn
breaker breakerr: someone gets around
breaker breakerr: rofl.
Lunalex33: we lost our friends on purpose and went up to the seats ant the henry fonda
Lunalex33: oh it was jus tkissing!
Lunalex33: sorta
Lunalex33: bascially
Lunalex33: i dont get around!
breaker breakerr: mhm./...
Lunalex33: he was the last boy i kissed and that was last month
breaker breakerr: round round get around i get arounndd
Lunalex33: HEY!
Lunalex33: i'm practically a virgin
Lunalex33: i dont get around, i kiss people wheni'm drunk at bang
Lunalex33: once in a blue moon
breaker breakerr: bang bang
Lunalex33: haha
Lunalex33: you're hot though
breaker breakerr: i just want bang bang bang
Lunalex33: when's your birthday?
breaker breakerr: septober
Lunalex33: okay dont say that, it'll just get me hot
breaker breakerr: 11
Lunalex33: scorpio?
Lunalex33: no
Lunalex33: what am i talking about
Lunalex33: libra?
Lunalex33: leo?
Lunalex33: virgo?
Lunalex33: okay i give up
breaker breakerr: uts on wizard hat and robe:
breaker breakerr: lol um i dont know that ****
Lunalex33: haha
Lunalex33: let me look you up in my special book
Lunalex33: awww virgo
Lunalex33: you're a virgo 3 we're compatible!
Lunalex33: :-)
breaker breakerr: um ok whatever, my sign is nabisco
Lunalex33: huh?
breaker breakerr: haha
breaker breakerr: my tired
breaker breakerr: grap it
Lunalex33: will you call me?
breaker breakerr: lol
breaker breakerr: not tonight
breaker breakerr: i have to go to bed
Lunalex33: yes tonight
Lunalex33: call me first
breaker breakerr: negatory
breaker breakerr: sleepage
Lunalex33: did you just say negatory?
breaker breakerr: yes
Lunalex33: hahahahaha
breaker breakerr: thats affirmative
Lunalex33: your'e such a dork
Lunalex33: hahahah it's so cute!
Lunalex33: well here
Lunalex33: 310-390-xxxx
breaker breakerr: hm no thanks
Lunalex33: why dont you hit me up tomorrow or something? we can make plans if youd like
Lunalex33: would you like that?
breaker breakerr: mm not sure i have alot of work to do, i have to go to irvine for some subaru parts stuff
breaker breakerr: i hope you get hired for a jyab
Lunalex33: oh
Lunalex33: thanks
Lunalex33: i hope we can get together real soon
breaker breakerr: jonno go sleepie times
Lunalex33: my ex lives in irvine
Lunalex33: awww
Lunalex33: promise you'll give me a call tomorrow
Lunalex33: i'd love to make plans
breaker breakerr: i'm closing out teh program now
Lunalex33:
Lunalex33: *mwah*
breaker breakerr: go to bed
Lunalex33: sweet dreams darling



....

==CLIFFNOTES== ... psycho chick resorts to cyberterrorism and leaves me alone at no hour of the day. BUT she is cute enough to hit it and quit it. so the story unfolds...
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Old 05-16-2004, 05:06 AM   #2
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clown down
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Old 05-16-2004, 05:08 AM   #3
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que?
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Old 05-16-2004, 05:13 AM   #4
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clown down
clown down = getting with a girl and then ditching her.
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Old 05-16-2004, 05:14 AM   #5
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Old 05-16-2004, 05:15 AM   #6
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ttiwwop !!!!
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Old 05-16-2004, 05:16 AM   #7
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working on it.

...and clown down sounds like the plan. she's in venice beach and i'm in huntington beach, so it's not terribly far away.
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Old 05-16-2004, 05:19 AM   #8
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breaker breakerr: thats affirmative
Lunalex33: your'e such a dork
Lunalex33: hahahah it's so cute!
Lunalex33: well here
Lunalex33: edited out phone number
breaker breakerr: hm no thanks
Lunalex33: why dont you hit me up tomorrow or something? we can make plans if youd like
Lunalex33: would you like that?

*calls*

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Old 05-16-2004, 05:19 AM   #9
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HAHAHA forgot i left that in there; oh well.
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Old 05-16-2004, 05:27 AM   #10
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i prob wont call till morrow, hahaha

to tired now
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Old 05-16-2004, 05:27 AM   #11
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noo dont call until i say OT can...i'll get pics, then the leghumping can begin.
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Old 05-16-2004, 05:32 AM   #12
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Old 05-16-2004, 05:34 AM   #13
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tomorrow everyone, tomorrow.






..tomorrow meaning sunday afternoon, PST.
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Old 05-16-2004, 05:34 AM   #14
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haha no problem i killed the p[hone numbe rin my quote, night night
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Old 05-16-2004, 05:36 AM   #15
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I'm so calling tommorow.

"Hi, this is Tyler, some call me the Alaskan Assassin, others call me the Massive Alaskan, whatever you want to call me baby. "
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Old 05-16-2004, 03:27 PM   #16
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Old 05-16-2004, 03:36 PM   #17
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Mustang?? run over that bitch..

bang bang bang bang
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Old 05-16-2004, 03:41 PM   #18
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TITTYWOP!!!
NWO CAulk!

will you bang her already (and make sure to get some pix of her, not u...I'm sure ur not that hot)
Neways
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nOW!
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Old 05-16-2004, 03:42 PM   #19
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Have your gf eat her, easy solution

Consume, not the sexual stuff.

In one bite.

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Lunalex33: well here
Lunalex33: 310-390-xxxx
breaker breakerr: hm no thanks
Lunalex33: why dont you hit me up tomorrow or something? we can make plans if youd like


WHOO HOO we got a number whos calling with their free long distance cell phones.

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Old 05-16-2004, 04:01 PM   #22
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TEETEEWHOP!! picS orBRAN!!!!!1!shift+1
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Lunalex33: so if we'd makeout it'd be like sorta wrong
breaker breakerr: das pooper
Lunalex33: which makes it so much hotter
Lunalex33: huh?
breaker breakerr: nm
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Old 05-16-2004, 06:05 PM   #24
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so has anyone called her? I am gonna AIM her
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ssshhhh i dont want her to know about this thread, i would fear for my wellbeing if such a thing was discovered
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