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Old 02-06-2019, 09:33 PM   #26
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I dunno aboot this story.

The last cougar I bagged was at least a buck seventy.
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Old 02-06-2019, 11:23 PM   #27
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I had to leave a trail because of a cliff and not being being able to deal with hights. Old ladies out for a morning walk next to the cliff seemed more concerned about the weirdo holding on to trees to make it back the 50'ish feet he braved before pussing out to get back to the car. A large cat trying to kill me would at least take that cliff of my mind and a near certainty I'd never have that problem again.
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Old 02-07-2019, 08:24 AM   #28
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Old 02-18-2019, 01:54 PM   #29
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Old 02-18-2019, 08:15 PM   #30
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_o..._North_America

125 attacks in 100 years, 27 fatal. This guy really acquitted himself well, and running three miles after the attack is pretty gritty.

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now see, if he had just had a MAC-10 strapped to his leg, he would been fine.
No matter how appropriate high velocity lead poisoning might have been in this instance, running with a firearm is a highly overrated recreational activity. Insist on compensation.
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Old 02-18-2019, 11:06 PM   #31
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The cat weighed all of 50 lbs. *****.
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Old 02-19-2019, 02:05 AM   #32
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That means real sharp, nasty, pointy teeth.







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Old 02-19-2019, 06:06 AM   #33
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Quickest way to take it iut is grab the back neck, then mount it and wrap its neck...which i can garuantee it was this giy did this time
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Old 02-19-2019, 09:18 AM   #34
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Quickest way to take it iut is grab the back neck, then mount it and wrap its neck...which i can garuantee it was this giy did this time
Or he stepped on it's neck, like he said he did in the video a few posts up.
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Old 02-19-2019, 09:32 AM   #35
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Quickest way to take it iut is grab the back neck, then mount it and wrap its neck...which i can garuantee it was this giy did this time
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Old 02-19-2019, 10:10 AM   #36
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Or he stepped on it's neck, like he said he did in the video a few posts up.
Well stepping on someones/somethings neck isnt suffocating it. Thats crushing its windpipe...i consider that a FATALITY finishing move.
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Well stepping on someones/somethings neck isnt suffocating it. Thats crushing its windpipe...i consider that a FATALITY finishing move.
Good for you!
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Guess you dont like mortal combat
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Old 02-19-2019, 10:17 AM   #39
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Old 02-19-2019, 10:21 AM   #40
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Old 02-19-2019, 10:33 AM   #41
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I present a guarantee that i guess you don't.
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The cat weighed all of 50 lbs. *****.
Yeah... I'm not saying it wasn't scary. But it was a 40lb cat. My "small" dog is over 50.
I've dealt with a Doberman in the past. The trick btw is to grab it by the back of the head and jam your arm further in it's mouth. No predator wants anything to do with something that "wants" to be there. It short circuits the whole process.
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Old 02-19-2019, 11:11 AM   #43
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The trick btw is to grab it by the back of the head and jam your dick further in it's mouth. No predator wants anything to do with something that "wants" to be there. It short circuits the whole process.

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I've dealt with a Doberman in the past.
I'd gladly take on a Doberman over a ****ing juvenile mountain lion.

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Yeah... I'm not saying it wasn't scary. But it was a 40lb cat. My "small" dog is over 50.
I've dealt with a Doberman in the past. The trick btw is to grab it by the back of the head and jam your arm further in it's mouth. No predator wants anything to do with something that "wants" to be there. It short circuits the whole process.
This works! I've done it to a German Shepard that I stopped from killing another dog. I snuck my hand in between his teeth while they were locked on the neck of the other dog and shoved my hand down it's throat, it got real f***ing confused, and started choking and after that wanted nothing to do with me, looked at me like I was some kind of evil wizard.

Also, people grossly underestimate the lethality of the bipedal body plan. Being able to gouge eyes, fishook, twist things and above all punch and swing fists/elbows/knees/feet like sledge hammers defeats all but the most robust North American quadrupedal predator setup, bears.
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Old 02-19-2019, 11:50 AM   #46
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Well stepping on someones/somethings neck isnt suffocating it. Thats crushing its windpipe...i consider that a FATALITY finishing move.
Suffocate - die or cause to die from lack of air or inability to breathe.

Smother - kill something by covering their nose and mouth so that it suffocates.
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Old 02-19-2019, 11:55 AM   #47
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Suffocate - die or cause to die from lack of air or inability to breathe.

Smother - kill something by covering their nose and mouth so that it suffocates.
Lol they're both the same thing essentially...i was just being an a$$ and saying a joke, but i knew people qould take it seriously. Because everyone on here is a stiffy lol.
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Old 02-19-2019, 12:58 PM   #49
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I just came in here to post that.
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Old 02-19-2019, 01:10 PM   #50
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Lol they're both the same thing essentially...i was just being an a$$ and saying a joke, but i knew people qould take it seriously. Because everyone on here is a stiffy lol.
Ah...trolling. Beauty.
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