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10-30-2006, 12:09 PM | #1 |
Sufficient for Sharky
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The Official NO PORN, NO FAP Ironman Competition--Round One. FIGHT!
I hereby declare that on this day, October 30th, 2006, the first Official Off-Topic MASTER OF YOUR DOMAIN IRONMAN COMPETITION shall commence.
Whereby we see who can go the longest without pornography or self-abuse of any sort. That means no nekkid girlie pics or nothin'! Sports Illustrated swimsuit, etc are fine. Starting at noon today (i.e. NOW), persons in sexually-active relationships (monogomous or otherwise), married persons, and persons who engange in sexual activity get 1 point for every 6 hours they go without porn or fap-fap. Persons who abstain entirely from any sort of sexual activity get 2 points for every 6 hours. In short, sex with another person is OKAY. Only self-abuse and the viewing of pornography is forbidden. That is why people in sexually-active relationships get fewer points for holding out. Only persons aged 18+ may participate The timing may be dangerous, what with all the little kids running door-to-door tomorrow night, but... I hereby throw my hat in the ring. Who else is going to play along? PARTICIPANTS: (name, time, points, falter (porn/fap/both)) Asinine 66hrs, 11 points, sweet release Idjiit gordon freeman 12hrs, 4 points, porn MissDanz 52hrs, 13 points, PUPPIES! iamchris 12hrs, 4 points, stroking his skin saber svx'ed skycop 103 hours, 17 points, strokin' to the east... El Camino 101 hours, 16 points, fapping to tuna pr0n. poon warrior 4 hrs, 0 points, porn dvon1981 105 hrs, 35 points, dirty pictures banman 137 hours, 23 points, adult material + spooooooge DrinkAV8 bhamroadrunner Prod 24hrs, 8 points, fappage nater Anub1s cellobro UberWilhelm 84hrs, 14 points, What's this? PORN! *fap fap fap* spooooooge! Dionysos911 merilee Joe Boxer DrDRum 13d, 12h, 54 points (omfg lol!) Clarence Carter... Clarence Carter MrHappy 31 days, 248 points, Hit me baby... one more time! impez MidnightSti05 144 hours, 24 points, late-night paper boner Danny5 a1ex jacobsen1 Wagon Joe 120 hours, 20 points, sleeping girlfriend rub-out SureGrap SIGN-UPS CLOSED!
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Last edited by Asinine; 12-04-2006 at 09:34 AM. Reason: SIGN-UPS ARE NOW CLOSED! |
10-30-2006, 12:09 PM | #2 |
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how would you prove any of this is true?
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10-30-2006, 12:10 PM | #3 |
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10-30-2006, 12:10 PM | #4 |
*** Banned ***
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I see this working as well as 4X4's 'stop smoking' thread.....*pufffffff*
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10-30-2006, 12:10 PM | #5 |
Scooby Specialist
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I'm already behind
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10-30-2006, 12:10 PM | #6 |
Sufficient for Sharky
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10-30-2006, 12:11 PM | #7 |
This space for rent
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I'm out!
and more importantly, what the **** is the point? |
10-30-2006, 12:12 PM | #8 |
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i feel like the winner here is really the loser.
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10-30-2006, 12:14 PM | #9 |
Sufficient for Sharky
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I dunno, I had a friend several years ago who said he would do this several times a year until he would start having wet dreams, then he'd get laid, and it was well worth it.
Like saving up for a Ferrari instead of buying a Kia now. |
10-30-2006, 12:15 PM | #10 |
Visiting NASIOC Timeout
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Did you leave the baby oil and kleenex by the computer again?
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10-30-2006, 12:16 PM | #11 |
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**** it, sign me up. I will be in the "no nothin'" camp. Er, and I'm married so max points for loserdom for me.
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10-30-2006, 12:17 PM | #12 |
Sufficient for Sharky
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10-30-2006, 12:18 PM | #13 |
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10-30-2006, 12:18 PM | #14 |
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Are women allowed to participate?
cat "I can't take it anymore! She's driving me crazy! I can't sleep, I can't leave the house, and I'm here, I'm climbin' the walls. Meanwhile, I'm dating a virgin, I'm in this contest - something's gotta give!" |
10-30-2006, 12:18 PM | #15 |
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10-30-2006, 12:19 PM | #16 |
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Let's do eeeet!
bittorrent is bad for my computer anyway sign me up |
10-30-2006, 12:19 PM | #17 |
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Wait, so, I only get 1 point for every 6 hours since I'm married? Even though I'm abstaining from everything?
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10-30-2006, 12:20 PM | #18 | |
Sufficient for Sharky
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Quote:
How often do you porn and diddle, anyway? |
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10-30-2006, 12:21 PM | #19 |
Sufficient for Sharky
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10-30-2006, 12:21 PM | #20 |
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10-30-2006, 12:23 PM | #21 |
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10-30-2006, 12:24 PM | #22 |
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10-30-2006, 12:25 PM | #23 |
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I'm in. 2.5 points per 6 hours part. I'll at least get 2.5 hours for making it through work :P
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10-30-2006, 12:25 PM | #24 |
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10-30-2006, 12:26 PM | #25 |
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Does this include sex?
You know, because if I can still sleep with my woman, I can go MONTHS without masturbation or porn... |
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