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Old 09-16-2002, 10:34 PM   #1
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Angry Oh snap! Where is the Kief when you need him?

A rather "extended" mexican family has moved in a few doors down and thier kids keep wandering into my yard thinking its no big deal. Well, I finally caught them. i was greasing up the old rear end this weekend when they start riding thier bikes around my car in my own back yard? Im like "what the :monkey: ?" Beat it you pesky varmints, but they don't speak any spanglish so i had to chase them out while muttering something i think i heard speedy gonzales once say. What i need to know is how do i tell these youngins that we don't trespass like that in this country in a way that they'll understand? I wonder if these were the same little kids that stole my chromies? hehe

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Old 09-16-2002, 10:37 PM   #2
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landmines.

they'll learn after they set off the first one.
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Old 09-16-2002, 10:37 PM   #3
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Put a "no soliciting" sign up, that'll keep em away.

~~MikE--
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Old 09-16-2002, 10:55 PM   #4
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give em a week and the lawd will be taken care of down worry
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Old 09-16-2002, 11:04 PM   #5
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give em a week and the lawd will be taken care of down worry
lawd? down worry?...

How many beers have you chugged already?

-Dave
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Old 09-17-2002, 07:07 AM   #6
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take out your winchester and plugg'em.

hahhaha...
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Old 09-17-2002, 08:15 AM   #7
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Just yell "Yo soy I.N.S!"= I am the I.N.S.!

The parents might run faster than the kids though.
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Old 09-17-2002, 08:28 AM   #8
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Get a pit bull... don't feed him much... chain him in your yard.

I personally would go with the nifty landmines idea.
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Old 09-17-2002, 08:33 AM   #9
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The pit bull would leave land mines of his own....
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Old 09-17-2002, 10:16 PM   #10
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Make them realize that they will be spending the rest of their stinky lives working for $3 a hour in a crappy diner kitchen, they will get so sad and will run home.

Just remember they reporduce like mad, so 12 months later there will be 5 more new kids runnning in your yard.

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Old 09-17-2002, 10:19 PM   #11
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For a small fee,



I'll take care of them.





























I'll just send them for a ride with canada.They will get lost and never come back.
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Old 09-17-2002, 10:31 PM   #12
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get them jobs working for Ridinlow.
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Old 09-17-2002, 11:12 PM   #13
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I wonder if a scarecrow would work?? I could get a huge one of these and put it in my yard... And if thats not enough, i could get a suit and put it on and chase them out!





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Old 09-18-2002, 02:01 AM   #14
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A little barbed wire fence topped with razor wire never hurt either But then again they can always tunnel under that so that's where the killer dobermans come in, with the surgically removed vocal cords so they won't know what bit 'em... hehehe (Hey works for the US gov't on the TexMex border! )
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Old 09-18-2002, 07:09 AM   #15
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I agree it is messed up! It's disrespectful,but you should go talk to their parents.
If they dont understand,write this down:
Porfavor,hable con sus hijos y diganles que no entren en mi propiedad. Gracias.

Be nice,remember even if it was your great-great grandparens that came here from an other country,we are all Imigrants! (unless your native indian?)
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Old 09-18-2002, 10:36 PM   #16
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say "get out of here you unamerican foreign people" then run around screaming "english, english, america, america". if they don't get the idea take the tv outside with speddy gonzalez on it, then bash it in a million peices with a mace. works in my suburbs, should work in yours
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Old 09-18-2002, 10:54 PM   #17
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IAnd if thats not enough, i could get a suit and put it on and chase them out!





I want a video of this!
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Old 09-19-2002, 12:35 AM   #18
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I want a video of this!

d00d, are you coming to the woodbridge supper meet thursday?
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