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Old 08-06-2001, 05:20 PM   #1
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It looks like David Coulthard's holiday break in Sardinia has turned into a hot, steamy affair for the 31-year-old Scot, at least according to German daily newspaper 'Bild', whose photographers appear to have caught the McLaren driver entertaining his guests on board his yacht amidst an atmosphere that the paper defined as "orgiastic".
While the 'Bild' pictures do not actually portray Coulthard engaging in sexual acts, they do show him posing in front of two female guests who seem intent on more than just exchanging a few amicable pecks on the cheek.

Interestingly, the German newspaper, also managed to give an explanation behind what it describes as Coulthard's "maniacal sexual appetite". According to a psychological report distributed with the pictures, the Scotsman's much-publicised recent love affairs with different women, have been indirectly spurred from his near-death experience last year when his plane crashed in the French countryside killing both pilots. Miraculously, he and his former model girlfriend, Heidi Wichlinski, escaped from the wreckage unhurt.

More recently, Coulthard has been seen with young Brazilian model, Simona Abdelnour, who is believed to have joined him on his yacht in the Italian island of Sardinia.

The McLaren driver is currently second in the drivers' championship with 47 points, behind leader Michael Schumacher who has 84 points.


Got it from formula1.com

He chokes away the championship and this is his answer to his critics, sheesh. This proves my theories on DC correct:

Overated playboy who cries too much.

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Old 08-06-2001, 06:27 PM   #2
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All this, and I still think of DC as the one without any personality. I guess being a horndog doesn't really make you intersting. Schuey has the aloof/snooty thing, Mika is my favorite with his understated dry, cool wit and those orange shades, Irvine...well, I love the Irish - those people know how to have fun. JV is a punk rocker, at least from the ears up. Rubens is the sensitive one (starting to sound like the N'Sync Bio) , and the list goes on. Button is a snotty little bastard, Alesi - more of a Continential gentleman, Ralf and JPM the young hothead rivals...DC basically just escaped death, practically left a supermodel standing at the altar, and now will shag anything that's appeared on glossy paper. Plus, could his face BE more perfectly square? He makes Schuey look positively organic. Looking back through F1 history, most of the greats had some sort of fire, real character. Senna, Prost, Stewart, Mansell, - but all the drivers had more soul back then...since at any given time they could gamble on being dead in a month. Now, half the drivers are wooden spokesmodels in Nomex, and the other half squabble on about who cut who off at the start. (It was Schuey, btw)
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Old 08-06-2001, 07:09 PM   #3
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Tell me (be honest now) if you could do it, you would too... wouldn't you?
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Old 08-06-2001, 08:36 PM   #4
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Old 08-07-2001, 08:05 AM   #5
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I'm married, so No, I wouldn't. Maybe in my single days, but thats another story
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Old 08-07-2001, 08:42 AM   #6
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It's all about bragging rights... since DC will never be able to say that he won the most F1 GPs.. he is working towards the record of having slept with the most women..
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Old 08-07-2001, 09:41 AM   #7
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I think a lot of them are guilty of that
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Old 08-07-2001, 10:33 AM   #8
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Question poor poor Dirty Chimp

How much whining and excuse making you think DC has to do with his girlies when he cant complete those horizontal moves everyone thinks he's doing? I mean jeez, he cant pass bernoldi while having a much superior car, and after he calls bernoldi and 'idiot',. So what does he do when his 'underpants traction control' fails? Does he call his babe of the moment an idiot?

poor poor Dirty Chimp



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Old 08-07-2001, 10:45 AM   #9
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So what does he do when his 'underpants traction control' fails?
Bahahahahahahah, here we go.


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BTW. Where's DonJuan?
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Old 08-07-2001, 11:17 AM   #10
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Thumbs down wow

Lot's of poor opinion based on a tabloid article. Are you all that easy to convince?
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Old 08-07-2001, 12:40 PM   #11
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Hey jlyttle,

You obviously havent been following our little F1 discussions much. Most of us like to have a little fun at DC's expense.
But, yes we are easy to convince that Dinky Chode is an unbelieveable wanker.
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Old 08-07-2001, 01:22 PM   #12
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Justin--I'm lurking occasionally, just trying not to annoy any of the i-club staff with my ignorance.

Now we know what disctracted DC eh??
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Old 08-07-2001, 01:27 PM   #13
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Oh I see


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Old 08-07-2001, 01:32 PM   #14
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No biggie mate, I'm good and DC sucks!

You guys hear it's McNish-Salo for Toyota?? I kinda hoped Heinz would get in there, but I think McNish had it sewn up. Oh well, Heinz will drive somewhere...
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Old 08-07-2001, 01:42 PM   #15
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Honestly, I have not been following your discussions.

Let me see, let's all make fun of a guy in his early 30's that has millions and millions of dollars, is an international star, a yacht the size off a small town and has women hanging off of both arms. Hmm. I will just say that that lifestyle sure beats a sharp stick in the eye!
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Old 08-07-2001, 01:46 PM   #16
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Did someone mention a stick in the eye.

Heinz will get in somewhere soon, he was Jordan. It will be interesting to see what McNish can do, I kinda hope he does well.

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Old 08-07-2001, 01:50 PM   #17
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That will probably be DC's next excuse..."I had something in my eye..."

RALF/HEINZ--Williams 2002!!!
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Old 08-07-2001, 01:54 PM   #18
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..."I had something in my eye..."

Hahahahahahaha


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Old 08-07-2001, 01:57 PM   #19
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I'd love to be at that press conference:

DC: "I had something in my eye..."

Me: "David, apparently you've forgotten your anatomy right?? You've confused your eye with your throat...you have something in your THROAT"

J Colman: "No surely he's not forgotten anatomy, what with that harem on his yacht giving him a lesson all the time..."
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Old 08-07-2001, 02:12 PM   #20
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More like you've got something around your throat......like your own hands
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Did the Alesi/Zonta swap ever officially happen?? I know Prost was gonna fight it at one point...
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Old 08-07-2001, 02:33 PM   #22
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I think I read something about Alesi getting the nod, but I cant be sure. I doubt Zonta will be back, he blew his chance to impress Eddie.


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David "Wilt Chamberlain" Coulthard it is!
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hehehehehehe, pretty much
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