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Old 08-02-2003, 05:05 PM   #1
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Default Politically Correct Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid

A few clowns short of a circus.

A few fries short of a happy meal.

The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.

Slipped into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't watching.

All foam, no beer.

The butter has slipped off his pancake.

The cheese slid off his cracker.

Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.

Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.

Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.

As smart as bait.

Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.

Her sewing machine's out of thread.

One fruit loop shy of a full bowl.

Her antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.

Anyone got any more?
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Old 08-02-2003, 05:09 PM   #2
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n00b

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Old 08-02-2003, 05:12 PM   #3
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elevator dont go to the top floor

fews card short of full deck

lights are on but nobodys home
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Old 08-02-2003, 05:22 PM   #4
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A brick short of a load...

A straw short of a haystack...

A mouse short of a computer...

A candy bar short of a Halloween basket...

Forgor where I heard those last two...
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Old 08-02-2003, 05:23 PM   #5
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a beer short of a six pack

or i just call them a dumbass
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Old 08-02-2003, 05:26 PM   #6
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not the sharpest marble in the bag
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Old 08-02-2003, 05:27 PM   #7
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You mean not the sharpest knife in the kitchen...
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Old 08-02-2003, 05:28 PM   #8
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Not the brightest apple in the barrel.

Not the sharpest crayon in the box.

(Oh the irony, I had to go look up barrel because I couldn't remember if it had one or two Ls. )
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Old 08-02-2003, 05:41 PM   #9
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mentally challenged
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Old 08-02-2003, 06:04 PM   #10
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Public Education Graduate
MTV IQ
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Old 08-02-2003, 06:05 PM   #11
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You Santofontana!
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Old 08-02-2003, 06:21 PM   #12
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You Santofontana!
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Old 08-02-2003, 06:52 PM   #13
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"A few cans short of a six pack"

"Lab Partner" *

"Mr. Wizard" *

"Stupid"

* must be said in a sarcastic tone.
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Old 08-02-2003, 07:58 PM   #14
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A few sandwiches short of a picnic.

That person is about a smart as a billy goat in New York City. This was a favorite of my old boss from Alabama.









Anything by Foghorn Leghorn. I've got a bunch of wav files of this stuff at home. I'll try to post a few later. That way you can hijack their computer and let the wav play at startup so it'll remind them of something that's painfully obvious.
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Old 08-02-2003, 08:28 PM   #15
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jeez, no one said it yet?

"robroy72"


noobs
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Old 08-02-2003, 08:44 PM   #16
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Doesn't have all their oars in the water.

a drumstick short of a bucket.

billy goat in NY made me think of "useless as tits on a boar".
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Old 08-02-2003, 09:33 PM   #17
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He's got a full six pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together.
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Old 08-02-2003, 09:51 PM   #18
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...intellectually, not exactly our genetic lotto winner.

...supratentorially deficient.

...the ol' gray mare just aint what it used to be.

...thick as two planks.

...thick as pig $4!t.

...thick as two planks stuck together with pig $4!t.
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Old 08-02-2003, 10:31 PM   #19
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Quote:
not the sharpest marble in the bag
Quote:
You mean not the sharpest knife in the kitchen...
Quote:
Not the sharpest crayon in the box.
I have always thought it was "Not the sharpest tool in the shed"

I have always liked "dumb as a rock" or, for truly special people "dumber than a rock"
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Old 08-02-2003, 10:35 PM   #20
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i prefer the simple question:

"Are you a retard?"
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Old 08-02-2003, 10:56 PM   #21
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Originally posted by damn girl
i prefer the simple question:

"Are you a retard?"


my favorite by far.



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Old 08-02-2003, 11:34 PM   #22
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friend: <insert inane comment>
me:
friend:
me: at least you have your looks.
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Old 08-03-2003, 12:15 AM   #23
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I personally prefer 'dumber than a box of mayonase.'

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Old 08-03-2003, 12:18 AM   #24
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Dumber than a box full of hammer handles

Dumber than a tube sock full of wood screws

That last one gets me rollin!
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Old 08-03-2003, 01:42 PM   #25
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1. about as sharp as a bowling ball.

2. couple o' short of a barrel.

3.
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He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
and then was beaten with the stupid stick.
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