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03-18-2012, 08:21 AM | #2976 | |
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03-18-2012, 09:04 AM | #2977 |
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Join Date: Jan 2012
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Location: Atlanta,GA
Vehicle:'05 STi Stage II OBP |
sounds like you're using Google Translate or something haha
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03-18-2012, 09:29 AM | #2978 |
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Member#: 274785
Join Date: Feb 2011
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Location: Danbury, CT
Vehicle:2014 Ford Fiesta ST |
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03-19-2012, 12:34 PM | #2979 |
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Member#: 40248
Join Date: Jul 2003
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Location: Asheville, NC
Vehicle:2003 WRX Midnight Pearl (black) |
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03-19-2012, 08:09 PM | #2980 |
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Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Vermont
Vehicle:2006 wrx 21 months blaze free |
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03-19-2012, 11:54 PM | #2981 |
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Chapter/Region:
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Location: Rhode Island
Vehicle:2006 06 SGM Slowbaru "The Scoobinator" |
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03-20-2012, 12:10 AM | #2982 |
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Join Date: Apr 2010
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Location: Attleboro, MA
Vehicle:13 WRX Hatch SWP |
Dear father and son in the red Audi TT,
I'm not sure what you said to me as you passed me in the left lane today on my way home from work, I'm sure it was some ridiculous comment about my wheels, that's fine. I'm used to it. Glad you and your son had a chuckle as I watched you two drive off into the sunset with the top down like a couple of homosexuals. Bit of advice for you, if your at least going to buy a mid life crisis car, follow the rest of the crowd and get a corvette or porsche 911, cause then when you laugh at me, ill actually feel bad that your car is faster than mine and not just some polished turd with the top down. Sincerely, The kid with the green and pink wheels. |
03-20-2012, 02:24 AM | #2983 |
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Join Date: Aug 2011
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Location: Sheffield, Ma
Vehicle:2002 WRX Wagon Silver |
Dear midlife crisis man driving your wife's Audi TT in the mass pike,
As you were in the fast lane, going 60, I went around you... As I looked over to see if you were sleeping, you're wife in the passenger seat asked me if I wanted to race, I laughed. You took this response as a yes and put the petal to the metal. Again I laughed, I tapped the gas and passed you, then waited for you to come back to my side. As you passed me I noticed your wife had her face resting in both her palms... I assume she was unimpressed with your/ her cars performance. I am writing to apologize for the embarrassment, and to let you know that egging on a neon or a 2.0 vw is is better bet. You're wife would have been more impressed if she had been in the passenger seat of my car.... Sincerely, The guy in the slightly modded wrx |
03-20-2012, 02:34 AM | #2984 | |
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03-20-2012, 07:09 AM | #2985 | |
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03-20-2012, 05:07 PM | #2986 |
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Member#: 161876
Join Date: Oct 2007
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Location: Bristol, CT
Vehicle:02 Impreza WRX WRB |
Kid in the 08 Accent with the T3/T4
Dear kid in '08 Accent,
Yes your silver skittle on wheels is fast, but seriously if you annoy me, pace me, ride my a$$ or even look in my direction one more time I will seriously put you into a guard rail to alleviate the masses of people commuting to work and school. You are not, I repeat NOT cool for driving like RT72 is your own personal autocross course. And further that retarded black stripe on your bumper is just hideous! Get a clue, Get a life, Learn some respect and responsibility for the amount of power that car has. ....And if a beat down on the side of the road doesn't fix your "compensation" issue...I have no problem emptying two 13 round magazines from my .45 into your engine bay!! Regards, A pissed off WRX commuter Last edited by DDScooby; 03-20-2012 at 09:50 PM. Reason: AutoPrue's Pet Peev lol |
03-20-2012, 08:41 PM | #2987 |
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Join Date: May 2006
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Vehicle:2002 WRX Sedan Atomic Orange |
Not being a jerk just a pet peev. |
03-20-2012, 09:49 PM | #2988 |
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Location: Bristol, CT
Vehicle:02 Impreza WRX WRB |
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03-21-2012, 11:33 PM | #2989 |
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Join Date: Nov 2010
Chapter/Region:
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Location: Connecticut
Vehicle:02 WRX PSM with rust accents |
dear mid 90's altima,
THANK YOU sooo much for putting ****ty chrome dubs on your stock suspension. I also really appreciated your white 'neons' that flash and go out every time you hit a small bump. Honestly, it really made my day.. and made me feel great about my car |
03-22-2012, 06:22 AM | #2990 |
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^^ Southbridge, MA? lol
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03-25-2012, 02:25 AM | #2991 |
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Join Date: Apr 2010
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Location: Attleboro, MA
Vehicle:13 WRX Hatch SWP |
dear early 2000's Acura TL driver,
i really liked you passing me in the right lane doing 90 tonight, i could see you coming from a mile away with your hack job HID's. and i was really digging your stock exhaust. the best part? when you blew past me (keep in mind, i was going 75, with 3 people in my car) and got about 50 yards ahead of me, you threw the hazards on... yep, you sure as hell beat me in a race. your an asshat. signed, kid with the ugly wheels |
03-29-2012, 09:18 PM | #2992 |
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Location: CT
Vehicle:05 Outback XT White |
dear dip$hit in Mustang, i do not like when you ride my a$$ an inch off my bumper. that wont do you any good when you slam into the back of me. if u still feel the need to do so, at least dont bit** out when the twisties come up. ohh wait, i forgot, i can take corners way faster than you can. i guess you should have gotten a Subaru.
PS ill still be faster than you in a straight line |
03-29-2012, 09:19 PM | #2993 |
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Join Date: Feb 2011
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Location: CT
Vehicle:05 Outback XT White |
dear dip$hit in Mustang, i do not like when you ride my a$$ an inch off my bumper. that wont do you any good when you slam into the back of me. if u still feel the need to do so, at least dont bit** out when the twisties come up. ohh wait, i forgot, i can take corners way faster than you can. i guess you should have gotten a Subaru.
PS ill still be faster than you in a straight line |
03-29-2012, 09:25 PM | #2994 |
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Location: U.S. (Рос
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Dear Subaru,
You're in the garage being all sad. I'm sorry. Peace, ****ty owner. |
03-29-2012, 11:01 PM | #2995 |
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Member#: 276589
Join Date: Mar 2011
Chapter/Region:
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Location: CT
Vehicle:2004 WRX STI WRB |
Dear little kid in the Big Y parking lot,
The fact that you ran away from your mother at most likely 5 years of age to get half way across the parking lot only to shout at me to make my car do that Woosh noise he heard when I pulled in......You made my freaking day little dude you are awesome sti owner in the making! Sincerely, Woosh car owner |
03-29-2012, 11:23 PM | #2996 |
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Join Date: Jun 2010
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Location: East Aurora, NY
Vehicle:2003 Stage2 bug 96 L Stage rally prepped |
Dear puertorican guy in the city driving a beat up neon,
I did not expect that third gear wheel spin and you pulling away....well played sincerely, still astounded Subaru driver |
03-29-2012, 11:27 PM | #2997 | |
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03-29-2012, 11:34 PM | #2998 |
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Join Date: Apr 2010
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Location: Attleboro, MA
Vehicle:13 WRX Hatch SWP |
Dear Evo 9 Driver,
it really is a shame that an individual like yourself is in possession of such a vehicle. i saw you creeping up in the left lane, expecting to see a nice enthusiast owned vehicle. nope, i was wrong. just another beat ass EVO under poor ownership. as you came up next to me, the bowling ball sized dent in your trunk looked great. added all sorts of flair to the beauty of what once was. and i really appreciated you revving the piss out of your car as you passed, like i would race you in rush hour traffic. sincerely, the kid with the colored wheels. |
03-30-2012, 03:48 AM | #2999 |
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Location: Rhode Island
Vehicle:2006 06 SGM Slowbaru "The Scoobinator" |
Dear Schumacher in the rattle-can-flat-black 350Z
Yes, your car basically stays flat when turning. That's no reason to turn the northern end of 99 into a moving slalom. Dear fat old **** in the minivan, When a one lane road becomes two lanes, ****ing pick a lane and stay in it. DO NOT drift from the right to the left without signaling. Dear brosef in the maxima, So you took a left in front of me at the light, when it was perfectly clear that I did not want you to. Yes I laid on the horn, and yet you gave me the evil eye... Just be glad I was in my grandmother's car, instead of a ****box, because I may have had "brake issues". Yours in hate, Gophu Kyorselph |
03-30-2012, 01:13 PM | #3000 | |
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Join Date: Dec 2010
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Location: Massachusetts
Vehicle:02 WRX 05 LGT Slow Automatics |
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I have one: Dear Middle Aged Woman in a Range Rover, I appreciate you, whilst I was cruising in the middle lane, for riding my ass and laying on your horn for me to move over when you could have easily passed me on the left I'm glad I didn't move and you flipped me off as you finally decided to pass me in the high speed lane a mile or so later. Thank you for the entertainment. Sincerely, Owner of the blue subie Ohh and Post #3000 |
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