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View Poll Results: Does anyone else leave the door open when their taking a crap!
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Old 03-27-2010, 04:26 PM   #1
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Default Does anyone else leave the door open when they're taking a crap?

It's finally drawn to my conclusion that whenever I have to go doo-doo, I am always in a rush to get to the toilet. I seem to always be running to the bathroom just in time to pull my pants down! Whenever this happens I leave the bathroom door open and my family members will casually walk through the hallway and see me!.....When ever this happens I let them know it's bad and that I'm barely hangin on.

Does this happen to anyone else?

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Old 03-27-2010, 04:28 PM   #2
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I hate people like you.

My mom did **** like that when I was a kid. Especially when I had friends over.

Mindless oaf with weak bowels. You need to learn to tighten your sphincter for other peoples sake.
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Old 03-27-2010, 04:28 PM   #3
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It's finally drawn to my conclusion that whenever I have to go doo-doo, I am always in a rush to get to the toilet. I seem to always be running to the bathroom just in time to pull my pants down! Whenever this happens I leave the bathroom door open and my family members will casually walk through the hallway and see me!.....When ever this happens I let them know it's bad and that I'm barely hangin on.

Does this happen to anyone else?

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Old 03-27-2010, 04:29 PM   #4
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When MY taking a crap?






oh... and THEY'RE
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Old 03-27-2010, 04:31 PM   #5
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wtf is this door opening ****!?
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Old 03-27-2010, 04:34 PM   #6
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When MY taking a crap?






oh... and THEY'RE
.....thnks posting this on the toilet. poo-ing for me looses all focus.
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Old 03-27-2010, 04:35 PM   #7
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.....thnks posting this on the toilet. poo-ing for me looses all focus.
Are you sure it's not that it tightens all focus? makes it harder to "thnk".


oh... and LOSES
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Old 03-27-2010, 04:37 PM   #8
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I sometimes leave the door open since in my small apartment I can see the tv when crapping and I'm generally all alone.
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Old 03-27-2010, 04:37 PM   #9
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Are you sure it's not that it tightens all focus? makes it harder to "thnk".


oh... and LOSES
dude? ......I'm on the crapper
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Old 03-27-2010, 04:39 PM   #10
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They're
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Old 03-27-2010, 04:39 PM   #11
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It's finally drawn to my conclusion that whenever I have to go doo-doo, I am always in a rush to get to the toilet. I seem to always be running to the bathroom just in time to pull my pants down! Whenever this happens I leave the bathroom door open and my family members will casually walk through the hallway and see me!.....When ever this happens I let them know it's bad and that I'm barely hangin on.

Does this happen to anyone else?
My 8 year old does that. As for myself, I have enough self-control to know when to get to the can on time.
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Old 03-27-2010, 04:42 PM   #12
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no, **** no.

that's gross.

you want your house to smell like ****?

seriously, it's a huge no-no.

this is why you do a courtesy flush and or lucky enough to have an air vent in your bathroom (i do). i also have lots of aersol vanilla spray thingies.
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Old 03-27-2010, 04:48 PM   #13
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This topic has been covered a handful of times over. You're on the ****ter, search and stop posting inane threads.

When you're done ****ting, take an English course or two. If this is far too advanced for you to process...stick your head in the full toilet, take a deep draw, gargle, and shove the plunger onto your face.
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Old 03-27-2010, 04:49 PM   #14
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Why can't you just be respectful of your beloved family members?...pssshhh go ahead and stink them out of the house!!
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Old 03-27-2010, 05:58 PM   #15
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Smell my poop bitches. Smell my poop.

J/K close the door that's gross
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Old 03-27-2010, 06:23 PM   #16
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I poop with the door open and my wife hasn't left me yet.
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Old 03-27-2010, 06:24 PM   #17
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Right now, I live in the barracks. So, yes. But when I come home to the wife, door is shut. No poopy in front of the wifey.
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Old 03-27-2010, 06:25 PM   #18
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I've done it on rare occasion. Its just me and my wife though, so *shrugs*.

I would never do that with anyone else in the house though, gross.
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Old 03-27-2010, 06:38 PM   #19
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Christ, this one wasn't even that old.
http://forums.nasioc.com/forums/show....php?t=1859401
Everything, and I mean everything, related to the bathroom has been discussed on OT at least once before.
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Old 03-27-2010, 09:34 PM   #20
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dude? ......I'm on the crapper
Still??!!!

Uh... have you tried incorporating maybe a little more fiber in your diet?

More than 30 seconds on the crapper is just plain wrong.
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Old 03-27-2010, 09:43 PM   #21
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Only chicks do that...
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Old 03-27-2010, 10:18 PM   #22
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we do leave it open if it's just the wife and me... friends/family we shut it...

isn't this the norm anyways? Who the **** does "washroom" crap separately when married.. that makes as much sense as keeping your shoes on inside the house.... oh wai...
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Old 03-27-2010, 10:23 PM   #23
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It's a must to keep the door closed, something something house smelling like ass
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