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Old 01-09-2004, 12:19 AM   #1
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PWN3D Attn: Depressed OTer's, get yourself together and ask out a woman

OK, I've been pretty depressed for the longest time. I finally just swallowed my pride and set aside self concsiousness and asked out two hot women I ran into lately.

It feels so good. It will change your attitude 180*.

The chick from the "It's Wednesday and I'm Drunk" thread, yeah, she called back tonight.

And, I walked over to Union Pacific's HQ to buy a calendar, and there was a hottie (with NO kryptonite (wedding ring)) working the gift shop. I went back the next day (today), cornered her, got up front and confident and asked her to lunch on Monday. She blushed, said she was flattered, and agreed.

Gentlemen, get your balls together and ask the women what's up. It made me feel like I was walking on water. I would like to make a simple recommendation. Just do it. Who cares. If the woman shoots you down, so what, you won't see her again. Women are waiting for you.

Just my .02 that made my day.

Tittywop my ass for now.

Janq, Bink, MissBitch, CandyO, discuss the theory and the "hump" that common Joe must break.....

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Old 01-09-2004, 01:39 AM   #2
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SHUT UP! This is Thursday...Wait till Monday before you go insulting the other men here. Today is our WAPCE day so stuff it.........










































you lucky bastard you!
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Old 01-09-2004, 01:42 AM   #3
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Agreed. My belated resolution was to grab life by the balls and dive right in instead of *****-footing around everything. It's been working pretty well so far.
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Old 01-09-2004, 01:48 AM   #4
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Agreed. My belated resolution was to grab life by the balls and dive right in instead of *****-footing around everything. It's been working pretty well so far.
God Damn right. Suck it up, be a man and do it. Hit on the bar waitress, even if you think she may have a boyfriend. Walk up to the girl on the park bench. Make eye contact with the sweet Brunette passing by.

Be aggressive yet confidently smooth.

It made me feel like $100 bucks today, I felt like a real man with balls for once.
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Old 01-09-2004, 01:57 AM   #5
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God Damn right. Suck it up, be a man and do it. Hit on the bar waitress, even if you think she may have a boyfriend. Walk up to the girl on the park bench. Make eye contact with the sweet Brunette passing by.

Be aggressive yet confidently smooth.

It made me feel like $100 bucks today, I felt like a real man with balls for once.
Well, I don't think I'll be doing any of THOSE.

So far I've kissed a guy I've had a thing for and he didn't run screaming....

told my best friend to say what he means instead of trying to be polite w/ me: "Dude, if you don't want to go, then SAY you don't want to go! Jeeezus!" (his phone etiquette sucks)

told off some guy in the pool hall parking lot tonight that followed me out and said "Hey girl, you got some nice brrrrrreasts!" The old me would have jabbered out some stupid reply and run away. New me said "I'm sorry, was that a pick-up line? That really sucked, how long did it take to come up with? Maybe if you keep trying, it might work some day, but don't hold me to my word on THAT one", turned heel and swaggered off....


...Cuz I rock.
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Old 01-09-2004, 02:03 AM   #6
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0- WAPCE in 5.2 Seconds. ^^

J/K

Anywho. I didnt even commit these random acts of asking out drunk either, my vice is now worthless. I dont need it.


I wanna rock some girl this weekend! Ok, maybe I got the cart before the horse. I'll get the lunch done with on Monday. Maybe that girl can give me a discount on toy model trains!!
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Old 01-09-2004, 02:13 AM   #7
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asking girls out is easy. dealing with the **** that happens later is the problem.
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Old 01-09-2004, 10:33 AM   #8
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"Fake it till you make it" , can work in the confidence department. You just have to summon up the balls to put yourself out there in the first place! Nice job!

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Old 01-09-2004, 10:45 AM   #9
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WRXedUSA - Nice

I have no problem asking out a girl. My problem is actually finding a girl I want to ask out. I'm too damn picky. Even finding a girl, my age, around here who isn't married, doesn't have kids, AND doesn't have a cat (stupid allergies) - not the easiest task. But that's what I get for living in a smallish town.
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Old 01-09-2004, 10:54 AM   #10
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i am chasing 2 .. one who is teh hotness one who is not teh hotness but is wicked smart
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Old 01-09-2004, 10:54 AM   #11
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I keep getting turned down by the same woman, so I've given up.

BTW, she's my wife.
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Old 01-09-2004, 11:03 AM   #12
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I've been talking to a girl...asking her out, and she says she's nervous about going out... Can't understand it, we've gone out before. meh, whatever.

I never meet random girls to ask out, so it's difficult for me. I'm also picky
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Old 01-09-2004, 11:05 AM   #13
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I've been talking to a girl...asking her out, and she says she's nervous about going out... Can't understand it, we've gone out before. meh, whatever.
She's boinking another guy and doesn't want to get caught in public with you. WAPCE.
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Old 01-09-2004, 11:06 AM   #14
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asking girls out is easy. dealing with the **** that happens later is the problem.
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Old 01-09-2004, 11:07 AM   #15
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She's boinking another guy and doesn't want to get caught in public with you. WAPCE.
yeah, I don't know what her story is, I'm pretty sure there's noone else...but I really don't care, either. We last went out months ago...then I stopped talking to her for a while...now we're talking again
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Old 01-09-2004, 11:10 AM   #16
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[Adam Sandler]So, my friend says, "Go ask her out - the worst she can say is "No." So I ask her out and she says, "Get away from me, you loser!" And I'm like, "Um, I think you broke the rules......[/Adam Sandler]

old skool stand-up...........
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Old 01-09-2004, 11:23 AM   #17
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I never meet random girls to ask out, so it's difficult for me. I'm also picky
trust me you're not missing anything.

the random girls 90% of the time never develop into anything useful. a lot of the time nothing comes of the first phonecall, and even if it does after a date or two one (or both) parties are bored and don't bother.

nevertheless I keep at it... why not? the way I see it, if I look more I stand a better chance of meeting someone worthwhile.

so anyway WRXedUSA, getting a phone number is nothing to get overly excited about. I'll send you a black book full of useless ones.
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Old 01-09-2004, 11:27 AM   #18
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yeah, the more swings you take, the better chances of hitting a home run, right?

but yeah, I've had too many dates which ended after only one or two meetings.
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Old 01-09-2004, 11:32 AM   #19
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Gentlemen, get your balls together and ask the women what's up.
I've never heard it phrased that way before. "Get em together!" Ha!
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Old 01-09-2004, 12:03 PM   #20
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I keep getting turned down by the same woman, so I've given up.

BTW, she's my wife.


Sorry to hear that that is still happening. There is definitely something bothering her and she needs to talk to you about it. She just isn't owning up to that fact.
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