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Old 02-28-2006, 07:56 PM   #1
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Default Speaking of Nebraska...and yes, he owns his own home...

A snipit of a conversation I had with a homeowner the other day who resides in Nebraska:

Me: Well sir, I just need you to fax that over and we can get started on your mod.

Homeowner: Uhh, should I make a copy and then fax it?

Me: No, just fax me the original.

Homeowner: But, uhhh, I need it.

Me: Ummm...okay.

Homeowner: *silence*

Me: Yeah, you can keep it, but I need you to fax it to me.

Homeowner: Well are you gonna fax it back, because I need to keep it.

Me: *long pause* Ummm...sir, the document doesn't go anywhere when you fax it to me. It just creates a copy on my machine.

Homeowner: .............Oh.

Me: ...Yeah.


I can't tell you how tempted I was to say, "oh by the way sir, my lunch hour is coming up, would you mind faxing me a ham sandwich?"

c/n: Fax machines do not work as teleportation devices.
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Old 02-28-2006, 07:58 PM   #2
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'ey, where you been lately Aaron?

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Old 02-28-2006, 07:59 PM   #3
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'ey, where you been lately Aaron?

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New job. Doesn't really allow for day crew anymore.
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Old 02-28-2006, 08:00 PM   #4
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New job. Doesn't really allow for day crew anymore.
I'm whichu. My new job doesn't allow for alot either (although I did get a good bit of time today...oddly). You like the new job at least?
And I woulda' reached through the fax and smacked that guy if it were so . I'm surprised at how big of a difference there is in tech savvy.

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