The humblebrag containment thread - Page 2

aschen · 05-11-2015, 02:58 PM

Eaxactly, I dont mean to brag. I don't mean to boast

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f4phantomii · 05-11-2015, 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JGard

Back when I was 20 or so, a friend said he did it 8 times in a day just to see if he could. So of course, I tried. After 4 it just wasn't happening any more.

Pfffft. Quitter.

Did you lube or what?

RastaMon · 05-11-2015, 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aschen

Eaxactly, I dont mean to brag. I don't mean to boast

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Are you intercontinental when you eat French toast?

SquidBrah · 05-11-2015, 03:07 PM

I've banged women from the Malaysian and Bahraini royal families.

I'm better than all of you.

Rock_Strongo · 05-11-2015, 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SquidBrah

I've banged women from the Malaysian and Bahraini royal families.

I'm better than all of you.

Servants don't count!

ekw · 05-11-2015, 03:09 PM

I'm measurably less brain damaged than SquidBrah.

Tweeter · 05-11-2015, 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zombiefeedingtime

*monitors thread to see how inappropriate the comments get*

Inb4 I can suck my own dick.

Davemeister · 05-11-2015, 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ekw

I'm measurably less brain damaged than SquidBrah.

That's no humblebrag... I can only think of a few people who aren't measurably less brain damaged than SquidBrah.

Tweeter · 05-11-2015, 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Davemeister

That's no humblebrag... I can only think of a few people who aren't measurably less brain damaged than SquidBrah.

http://i.imgur.com/tUxiRVE.gif

JGard · 05-11-2015, 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by f4phantomii

Pfffft. Quitter.

Did you lube or what?

ain't nobody got time for that

zombiefeedingtime · 05-11-2015, 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tweeter

Inb4 I can suck my own dick.

Well I *used* to be able to do that when I wasn't as fat as I am now. 10/10 would totally do again.

ekw · 05-11-2015, 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Davemeister

That's no humblebrag...

sorry, I'm new to this humblebrag thing.

zombiefeedingtime · 05-11-2015, 04:16 PM

There is not enough humblebragging in this thread. Get bragging, you *****!

nemocity · 05-11-2015, 04:20 PM

I once let a morning beer and pizza fart out an open window and made the neighbor's dog start barking...true story.

aschen · 05-11-2015, 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RastaMon

Are you intercontinental when you eat French toast?

Im High post. Higher than most. I'm not from France but I eat french toast.

Davemeister · 05-11-2015, 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ekw

sorry, I'm new to this humblebrag thing.

Now you're doing it!

zombiefeedingtime · 05-11-2015, 05:33 PM

Ok fine how's this for a humblebrag. The fiancee and I have stopped going to sex clubs because she can't find a guy with a bigger dong than mine. She said she's tired of the "tiny weenies" there.

kfoote · 05-11-2015, 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zombiefeedingtime

Ok fine how's this for a humblebrag. The fiancee and I have stopped going to sex clubs because she can't find a guy with a bigger dong than mine. She said she's tired of the "tiny weenies" there.

She sounds nice. You should introduce her to OT.

KC · 05-11-2015, 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brad Pittiful

i can tie my own shoes!

Oh, hey. Let's not make fun of tying ones own shoes. I couldn't do it for over a month after surgery. It's amazing how it's the simple things in life you miss when you just can't do it yourself.

--kC

042 · 05-11-2015, 06:15 PM

http://forums.nasioc.com/forums/show...postcount=3830

KC · 05-11-2015, 06:18 PM

Oh and a humblebrag... hmm...

1) I'm from the smallest town in the smallest county in the smallest state.
2) Both my brother and I survived spinal meningitis... in the mid 70s, and we had it at the same time.
3) I'm a national champ at some kinda driving thing type sport.
4) I travelled to a dozen countries, and 23 states... in one calendar year.

--kC

JGard · 05-11-2015, 06:22 PM

mid 70s? Holy **** you ARE old

zombiefeedingtime · 05-11-2015, 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kfoote

She sounds nice. You should introduce her to OT.

She is nice. Very nice.

Davemeister · 05-11-2015, 06:29 PM

I think it's funny how a lot of people don't even get the difference between bragging and humblebragging.

Daniel Dudley · 05-11-2015, 06:58 PM

I would never be able to come up with a quick and witty comment like Davemeister, even if I bothered to try.

05-11-2015, 03:07 PM	#29
SquidBrah * Banned * Member#: 354902 Join Date: Apr 2013 Chapter/Region: NWIC Location: A cold place	The humblebrag containment thread I've banged women from the Malaysian and Bahraini royal families. I'm better than all of you.

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05-11-2015, 02:58 PM	#26
aschen Scooby Specialist Member#: 30733 Join Date: Dec 2002 Chapter/Region: TXIC Location: Houston texas Vehicle: 2007 tiny car striped	Eaxactly, I dont mean to brag. I don't mean to boast . * Registered users of the site do not see these ads.

05-11-2015, 03:09 PM	#31
ekw Scooby Specialist Member#: 92141 Join Date: Jul 2005 Chapter/Region: Tri-State Location: in a guardrail near you Vehicle: 2004 STi-WRB on gold Street prepped by TiC !	I'm measurably less brain damaged than SquidBrah.

05-11-2015, 04:16 PM	#38
zombiefeedingtime Scooby Newbie Member#: 109380 Join Date: Mar 2006 Chapter/Region: NWIC Location: Hail Hydra	There is not enough humblebragging in this thread. Get bragging, you *****!

05-11-2015, 04:20 PM	#39
nemocity Scooby Newbie Member#: 98686 Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Durham, NC Vehicle: 2005 Impreza 2.5RS The dark blue one	I once let a morning beer and pizza fart out an open window and made the neighbor's dog start barking...true story.

05-11-2015, 05:33 PM	#42
zombiefeedingtime Scooby Newbie Member#: 109380 Join Date: Mar 2006 Chapter/Region: NWIC Location: Hail Hydra	Ok fine how's this for a humblebrag. The fiancee and I have stopped going to sex clubs because she can't find a guy with a bigger dong than mine. She said she's tired of the "tiny weenies" there.

05-11-2015, 06:15 PM	#45
042 Scooby Newbie Member#: 332955 Join Date: Sep 2012 Chapter/Region: NWIC Location: WA Vehicle: 1994 Accord 5MT	http://forums.nasioc.com/forums/show...postcount=3830

05-11-2015, 06:18 PM	#46
KC Scooby Guru Member#: 442 Join Date: Oct 1999 Chapter/Region: NESIC Location: RI/SE Mass Vehicle: 17 Imp Spurt 00 S2k	Oh and a humblebrag... hmm... 1) I'm from the smallest town in the smallest county in the smallest state. 2) Both my brother and I survived spinal meningitis... in the mid 70s, and we had it at the same time. 3) I'm a national champ at some kinda driving thing type sport. 4) I travelled to a dozen countries, and 23 states... in one calendar year. --kC

05-11-2015, 06:22 PM	#47
JGard Scooby Guru Member#: 1904 Join Date: Jul 2000 Chapter/Region: TXIC Location: Austin, TX Vehicle: 2017 Impreza Sport E36 M3/4/5	mid 70s? Holy **** you ARE old

05-11-2015, 06:29 PM	#49
Davemeister Scooby Specialist Member#: 86577 Join Date: May 2005 Location: D1cKSh0Tz [ON] OFF Vehicle: 2018 Supercoolmobile Awesome Pearl Metallic	I think it's funny how a lot of people don't even get the difference between bragging and humblebragging.

05-11-2015, 06:58 PM	#50
Daniel Dudley Scooby Specialist Member#: 307610 Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Far Out Vehicle: 2004 WRX Wagon	I would never be able to come up with a quick and witty comment like Davemeister, even if I bothered to try.