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03-07-2012, 09:12 AM | #4901 |
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I got called a middle-aged lesbian for driving my 02 forester. Made me laugh. I'm a 30 yr old big fella.
Shouldn't have that problem with my 08 impreza
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03-07-2012, 10:12 AM | #4902 |
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Member#: 247724
Join Date: May 2010
Chapter/Region:
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Location: Agawam, MA
Vehicle:2002 WRX WRB Stage 2 2007 CBR 600RR |
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03-07-2012, 10:18 AM | #4903 |
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Join Date: Aug 2011
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Location: Detroit Metro, Michigan
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had a co-worker look at my car and said that its piece of crap Subaru and it can't do much, why would you get such a slow ass car? I asked him if he wanted a ride. I took him for one and it shut him up lol
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03-07-2012, 10:19 AM | #4904 | |
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Member#: 267633
Join Date: Dec 2010
Chapter/Region:
MAIC
Location: ON THE MOON!!
Vehicle:It's A Zombie, Bro. So low my rotors scrape.. |
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She said she should be a dealer, I replied with "no ones ever herd of a female drug dealer" Hahaa |
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03-07-2012, 10:21 AM | #4905 | |
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Member#: 255687
Join Date: Aug 2010
Chapter/Region:
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Location: Maine
Vehicle:11 WRX DGM |
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03-07-2012, 10:24 AM | #4906 | |
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Join Date: Dec 2010
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Location: ON THE MOON!!
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03-07-2012, 10:26 AM | #4907 |
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Member#: 247724
Join Date: May 2010
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Location: Agawam, MA
Vehicle:2002 WRX WRB Stage 2 2007 CBR 600RR |
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03-07-2012, 10:30 AM | #4908 | |
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Member#: 255687
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Location: Maine
Vehicle:11 WRX DGM |
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03-07-2012, 10:45 AM | #4909 |
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Member#: 268655
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Rhode Island
Vehicle:2008 WRX Black |
True story, this happened maybe 10 years ago. Kid in the town next to me is doing neutral slams, in the rain, in his parents brand new Forester. After doing one of these the car pulls right, goes into a small ditch and rolls over onto a stone wall.
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03-07-2012, 11:51 AM | #4910 | |
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Member#: 267633
Join Date: Dec 2010
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Location: ON THE MOON!!
Vehicle:It's A Zombie, Bro. So low my rotors scrape.. |
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Too much power for the street to handle. |
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03-07-2012, 12:59 PM | #4911 |
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Member#: 206505
Join Date: Mar 2009
Chapter/Region:
MWSOC
Location: O-H-I-O
Vehicle:'04 STI JBP, 360whp 355tq @18psi |
I just want to say, I like to eat candy.
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03-07-2012, 01:20 PM | #4912 | |
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Member#: 271681
Join Date: Jan 2011
Chapter/Region:
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Location: Franklin, NH
Vehicle:2013 WRB Subaru WRX AJW Performance |
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03-07-2012, 03:04 PM | #4913 |
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Member#: 293386
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Vermont
Vehicle:2006 wrx 21 months blaze free |
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03-07-2012, 03:56 PM | #4914 |
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Member#: 284761
Join Date: Jun 2011
Vehicle:2012 WRX |
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03-07-2012, 04:11 PM | #4915 | |
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Join Date: Dec 2010
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Location: ON THE MOON!!
Vehicle:It's A Zombie, Bro. So low my rotors scrape.. |
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03-07-2012, 04:14 PM | #4916 |
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Member#: 287398
Join Date: Jul 2011
Chapter/Region:
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Location: Indiana
Vehicle:2008 WRX Hatch TP Stage 1 |
On a rock climbing trip this past week, after a twenty-minute offroad trek through mud, washouts, minor flooding, and nasty ditches, we get to the "parking lot" at the bottom of a really steep rutted road out in the middle of the Kentucky wilderness. While we are getting our gear ready, an Explorer comes down the road into the parking lot and gives me props for making it there in my tiny little hatchback. Then,
Explorer Driver: "Will you be alright getting out of here?" Me: *laughs* "Yeah, I'll be fine." My brother (to me): "You should have asked him if he was going to be alright getting out of here." And of course, we made it out just fine. |
03-07-2012, 04:31 PM | #4917 |
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Member#: 284761
Join Date: Jun 2011
Vehicle:2012 WRX |
Every time someone mentions kentucky I think of this friend of mine who would always talk **** about these "holler goths". Still have no idea what that means.
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03-07-2012, 05:04 PM | #4918 | |
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Member#: 157982
Join Date: Aug 2007
Chapter/Region:
MWSOC
Location: Warrenton, MO
Vehicle:2002 Impreza WRX World Rally Blue |
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03-07-2012, 08:04 PM | #4919 |
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Member#: 262117
Join Date: Oct 2010
Chapter/Region:
Tri-State
Vehicle:2001 Forester STI MKtuned |
Some of these are the best!
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03-07-2012, 08:49 PM | #4920 | |
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Member#: 97904
Join Date: Oct 2005
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Vehicle:2002 WRX World Rally Blue |
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03-08-2012, 12:45 AM | #4921 | |
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Member#: 262719
Join Date: Nov 2010
Chapter/Region:
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Location: Connecticut
Vehicle:02 WRX PSM with rust accents |
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Yeah, turbo timer PROBABLY not necessary, but other than that... Just stop |
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03-08-2012, 12:47 AM | #4922 |
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Member#: 206505
Join Date: Mar 2009
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Location: O-H-I-O
Vehicle:'04 STI JBP, 360whp 355tq @18psi |
The ice was to combat heat soak from the staging lanes, not cool the car down.
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03-08-2012, 02:04 AM | #4923 |
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Join Date: Sep 2011
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Location: Cookeville, TN
Vehicle:2005 WRX CGM |
I was at a redlight today, one where right after the light it turns from two lanes into one just a few feet down.
This mustang pulls up next to me and starts revving his engine at me. The light turns green I just sat there waiting for him to go so I could merge in behind him. He sees that I don't move and just sits there as well, revving his engine at me even more. I slowly start to move forward since he isn't moving, the he floors it and cuts me off. I end up behind him at the next redlight and he does a burnout at the light. Some people. |
03-08-2012, 02:22 AM | #4924 | |
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Member#: 286205
Join Date: Jun 2011
Chapter/Region:
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Location: Saint Paul, Minnesota
Vehicle:2004 WRX World Rally Blue |
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03-08-2012, 04:10 AM | #4925 |
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Join Date: Aug 2010
Chapter/Region:
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Location: Maryland
Vehicle:2006 impreza 2.5i Regal Blue Purl |
had a crz trying to talk **** tonight XD
crz owner: yea i used to have a 2.5 legacy it was slow as **** so i got the crz me: ok cool crz owner: yea i run a 14 in the quarter and spank s2k's all day long me: ok and im a fully built 257 (which its just a 06 2.5i automatic on coils) crz owner: ok lets run then, ill walk the dog on you me: sure you will (get in my car and we roll to the light) get to the light me: dont plug in your 9v, no need for the extra boost XD crz owner: my 9v i start pre loading my car and go, easily walk him 2-3 cars get back to meet spot crz owner: you neutral bombed it huh? heard it bouncing off the limiter me: never knew my limiter was at 3k |
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