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07-21-2012, 01:29 AM | #1 |
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Facebook phrases that cause you to think poorly of the people who post them
List your most despised here.
Bitching about politics on FB. It isn't activism. Or anything. Except bitching. Asking people to 'Like' something. If you ask me to 'Like' this or that cause or band or recovering alcoholic or political agenda, you will have succeeded in turning me away in disgust as a result of your selfishness. You are not doing 'guerrilla marketing'; you are being lazy, cheap and unimaginative. Following some heart-breaking salute to [whatever] "Very few people will have the courage to 'Share' this. You know who you are." This oh so passive-aggressive salute to self-satisfaction and smugness causes me to wonder how out-of-touch the poster is. Don't open the Herp Derpa link! It's a virus! These people need to take their rightful seat on the Throne of Shame, wearing a dunce cap. Look, there's a 99.9999% chance you weren't the first person to discover this horrible virus; you won't save anybody's life's work by posting this unresearched rumor.
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07-21-2012, 01:29 AM | #2 |
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Facebook phrases that cause you to this poorly of the people who post them
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07-21-2012, 01:30 AM | #3 |
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07-21-2012, 01:36 AM | #4 |
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Anything a girl post's that is not a bikini picture.
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07-21-2012, 01:36 AM | #5 |
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Food photos. I know everyone's tired of seeing everything everyone is eating everyday.
But I do still get the occasional lulz |
07-21-2012, 01:51 AM | #6 |
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07-21-2012, 01:58 AM | #7 |
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07-21-2012, 02:05 AM | #8 |
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fat girls posting pictures of themselves and/or food
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07-21-2012, 02:09 AM | #9 |
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07-21-2012, 02:23 AM | #10 |
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07-21-2012, 02:42 AM | #11 |
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There was, for a time, a fellow on my facebook who would post pictures of things his parents owned. He's 27 years old.
And bragging about drinking or other intoxicants is horribly passè. Sorry Crees. Also, **** your babies. And your weddings. |
07-21-2012, 03:04 AM | #12 |
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Ok, while we're at, I'm calling you out, Jay Marroquin (Hotrodguru).
This is me ribbing you. I love your work, I really do, but dude, stop quoting yourself. You're not Winston Churchill. |
07-21-2012, 03:04 AM | #13 |
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I hate when people post about things they hate on facebook.
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07-21-2012, 03:33 AM | #14 |
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07-21-2012, 04:10 AM | #15 |
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07-21-2012, 06:24 AM | #16 |
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07-21-2012, 06:57 AM | #17 |
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I think poorly of people who use facebook.
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07-21-2012, 07:00 AM | #18 |
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OP consumed akohawl ?
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07-21-2012, 07:20 AM | #19 |
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The word "irregardless"
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07-21-2012, 07:28 AM | #20 |
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Inspirational quotes/photos with inspirational quotes on them.
You can just tell when some chick is fresh out of a long term relationship because every post is a quote or pic with inspirational quotes about her being strong, or "I can and I will", or "Today I am thankful", or "I deserve happiness", blah blah blah. |
07-21-2012, 08:16 AM | #21 |
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07-21-2012, 09:16 AM | #22 |
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People who post pics and a description of every.single.meal they eat. The occasional bison burger (or something of equal awesomeness) is ok, but I don't need to see the sprout-laden rabbit food you force yourself to eat twice a day to lose weight.
Attention-seekers who post some obscure hint at whatever it is they're talking about. People who incessantly post about how "blessed" they are, as if it's some nervous tick. Aaaaaand then there's my retarded (not really. but maybe really.) cousin. |
07-21-2012, 09:25 AM | #23 |
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07-21-2012, 09:28 AM | #24 |
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I get tired of all of the praise jeebus stuff and look at my snowflake stuff.
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07-21-2012, 09:37 AM | #25 | |
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I'll go one better - people who take 100 pics every time they venture outside the house... usually to dinner or drinks w/ friends... and every pic is of the same 3 people (let's be honest, usually single women) in the same poses making the same faces. |
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