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04-19-2007, 10:40 PM | #51 |
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Join Date: May 2002
Vehicle:04 Y34 |
My sister: "Your car sounds like a bus"
Cop who pulled me over and popped my hood: Cop: "What's this?" (points at TMIC) Me: "An intercooler." Cop: "It doesn't look like it belongs there, do you have CARB numbers for it?" Me: "The car comes stock with that." Cop: "Don't lie to me, I wasn't born yesterday" Me: "...." (I really didn't know what to say without getting in trouble) Cop: "....well, I'm going to let you go then, I don't feel like waiting for the tow truck."
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04-20-2007, 12:17 AM | #52 | |
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Location: Ohio
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04-20-2007, 12:27 AM | #53 |
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dude, burn the tires!!!!
another ricer " rev it up, let me hear the turbo" on stock sti, then just as the light changed he says "I'm gonna run him" to the passenger. he pulled 3 cars before I knew we were racing, so I pulled 2-3 lengths by 70mph, lol |
04-20-2007, 12:39 AM | #54 |
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almost forgot, I was at hin miami in the parking lot, guy comes up to me
"wow what are you doing here your car should be in the show" me "its still stock" him "well it looks great, who ever did the paint work did a nice job, you should really be in the show, it looks better than most of the cars there" then he says if you ever get in an accident here's my business card, I'll fix it and you'll never know it was hit. yea I'm gonna take it to a guy that doesn't know what stock means!!! made me feel good thou |
04-20-2007, 02:15 AM | #55 |
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Member#: 137832
Join Date: Jan 2007
Chapter/Region:
TXIC
Location: Fort Worth
Vehicle:02 02 PSM WRX 05 OBP STI |
i drive up to a local sonic two little kids there
kids wow nice car me thanks kids was it in fast and the furious or what about need for speed the game!? me uh not that i know of. fast and the furious is retarded they put an evo instead! they looked like uh huh? kids oh well wow nice car me thanks shouldnt u be in school? also i just bought my car i have sgm with gold rims, this mexican guy comes up to me and is like hmm ur car looks funny im like excuse me? him yea it looks like a mexican would own it with ur lil rice rims. hmm gold rims teh. me what do u drive? him oh well i just broke the engine in my suzuki side kick doing 90mph down a hill. man that was a rush! |
04-20-2007, 02:42 AM | #56 |
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Member#: 112522
Join Date: Apr 2006
Chapter/Region:
SCIC
Location: oRANGE cOUNTY
Vehicle:2007 STi Limited UGM |
lolz i was at disneyland driving in the parking garage and i hear this lil kid scream... "RACECAR!" lolz... plus ive heard many lil girls cry while in parking garages...
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04-20-2007, 02:59 AM | #57 | |
Papi Chulo
Moderator Member#: 53794
Join Date: Jan 2004
Chapter/Region:
RMIC
Location: Boner kill city
Vehicle:... 2017 BMW M2 2017 F-150 |
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As im walking to my car from the mall i near my car. These two old guys get out of their pt-cruiser. One man says to the other. "Looks at those gold rims." Other guy says "Ya must be a spick." As i open the door to my car two old guys just about **** themselves. Best part about it is that they have the LDS and CTR stikers on their car. BTW those are some morman things. |
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04-20-2007, 03:05 AM | #58 |
Top Scoob 023
Member#: 90373
Join Date: Jul 2005
Chapter/Region:
NWIC
Location: WA
Vehicle:05' STi. 89' GT-R 00' GT-R ; LCM x WFC |
kids on the street - "BURN OUT!!!" *rolling their fingers* LOL
most people - "how come you change this and that and still running stock turbo?" me - "no, it's not stock, it's FP Green" people - "you're lying" me - "...." kids - "is it fast?" me - "it's alright" kids - "can I drive it then?" me - "NO" *walk away* "nice KIA" |
04-20-2007, 03:22 AM | #59 |
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Member#: 131299
Join Date: Nov 2006
Chapter/Region:
NESIC
Location: MA
Vehicle:2006 Impreza Aspen White |
Burn out is a classic
not really a comment...but how come people rev their engines at me? and also...i LOVE little kids...they all point and get excited about my car...especially with the Subaru followed by flags graphics i have |
04-20-2007, 04:50 AM | #60 | |
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Member#: 100311
Join Date: Nov 2005
Chapter/Region:
SCIC
Location: San Diego, CA
Vehicle:'05 Impreza 2.5 RS crystal grey metalic |
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I get the ocasional "Have you had your car sideways lately?" "Subaru... Sounds Australian!" and my favorite "Your car is gay. My Corola GT is so much better!" (some jackass last year gave me **** for my car and that was the greatest line I have heard ever!) I just laughed and walked away |
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04-20-2007, 05:05 AM | #61 |
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Member#: 86518
Join Date: May 2005
Chapter/Region:
SCIC
Location: Hitachiota, Japan
Vehicle:2004 WRX STi Stage 2 |
guy at taco bell drive through: "DAAAMMMNN B!! WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE RACING SEATS?!"
"um, they came with the car" Taco guy: "I'm fo sho going to buy a saturn!" He gave me a free bean and cheese burrito. |
04-20-2007, 05:35 AM | #62 |
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Member#: 43449
Join Date: Sep 2003
Chapter/Region:
MAIC
Location: Mount Joy, PA
Vehicle:2017 Colorado ZR2 Cajun Red |
a kid that was maybe 8 or 10 said to his mom at Target when I was locking my car, "Hey Mom, that car is in my Xbox game. It's really fast."
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04-20-2007, 06:02 AM | #63 |
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Member#: 99176
Join Date: Oct 2005
Chapter/Region:
MWSOC
Location: Oak Harbor, Ohio
Vehicle:04 WRB STi Stg II 12.91@105 |
One of my co-workers asked what size v8 I had under the hood
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04-20-2007, 06:52 AM | #64 |
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Member#: 58172
Join Date: Mar 2004
Chapter/Region:
Tri-State
Location: Yonkers, ny
Vehicle:2012 WRX White |
Gas station attendant "Is that an sti"
me "no its a wrx" gsa "you should have gotten the turbo one" me "it has a turbo" gsa "really who put it on for you" me "it came with it" and walked away this old lady coming out of a store "nice car my son has an sti too" me "thanks but its not an sti its a wrx" her "it looks just like my sons sti" me "they didnt make the sti in this color or body style" her "really cause it looks just like my sons sti" |
04-20-2007, 07:03 AM | #65 |
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Member#: 38222
Join Date: Jun 2003
Chapter/Region:
Tri-State
Location: Cicero, NY
Vehicle:'10 &'12 Foresters another Miata convert |
Nothing gets talked about more than my SVX's windows, once the talking about what the heck it is is done.
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04-20-2007, 07:17 AM | #66 |
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Member#: 124376
Join Date: Aug 2006
Chapter/Region:
NESIC
Location: the humbling river
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When I had my black 01 RS
Idiot #1: "Hey, is that the new Celica?" Idiot #2: "That car's sweet! I love Evo's" Idiot #3: (keep in mind I had the "2.5 RS" badge still on the trunk lid)"Can't go wrong with a WRX! I bet you love that thing" (also keep in mind this guy was behind me in traffic until this one stop light where he pulled up next to me and stated his stupidity or lack of reading comprehension skills) Many other idiots "Nice WRX!" So hard not to rip into some people....doesn't anyone know the WRX is/was a different body style than the RS I had? The answer--> apparantly not. |
04-20-2007, 08:12 AM | #67 |
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Member#: 132456
Join Date: Nov 2006
Chapter/Region:
MAIC
Location: Martinsville,VA
Vehicle:05 Leggy! |
People tell me all the time "dude get a BOV, it makes life easier for your turbo"...........
Actually had someone ask me what that hissing was coming from the passenger side.......(spool). They thought I had an exhaust leak. Dave |
04-20-2007, 09:11 AM | #68 |
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Member#: 36063
Join Date: Apr 2003
Chapter/Region:
SCIC
Location: SD, CA
Vehicle:2005 Saab 9-2x Aero Red |
My best one was at a gas station, keep in mind I have a turbo timer set for 20 seconds:
I get out of the car, walk around to start the whole credit card/pump gas deal. Dude from a pump over- "hey, your car is still on!" in a concerned tone I'm feeling nice, - "thanks" give a wave. "Dude, turn off your car" wave "TURN OFF YOUR F'N CAR YOU ARE GOING TO BLOW US ALL UP!!!" as he, no joke, walks briskly to the gas attendant to, I suppose, tell on me. The car turns off. I put the nozzle in (note I'm not anywhere near the ignition). "What?? Y-your car..." "It does that." "Thats....cool." he says sheepishly |
04-20-2007, 09:19 AM | #69 |
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Member#: 11328
Join Date: Oct 2001
Chapter/Region:
NESIC
Location: King of the Burbs, CT
Vehicle:2002 Impreza 2005 Legacy |
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04-20-2007, 10:17 AM | #70 |
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Member#: 128721
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: TN
Vehicle:2002 impreza WRX psm |
Here's one that happens about every day.
Random person that drives a camry: Hey is that one of those Subaru STI's? Me: No its a WRX. Random Person: Man you should have gotten an STI. Me: Please run me over with something big so I dont live. |
04-20-2007, 10:36 AM | #71 |
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Member#: 62197
Join Date: May 2004
Chapter/Region:
South East
Location: Savannah
Vehicle:2008 WRX DGM |
Guy: How much did you pay for that
Me: 24k Guy: They charge that much for KIAs? |
04-20-2007, 10:58 AM | #72 |
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Member#: 123395
Join Date: Aug 2006
Chapter/Region:
NESIC
Vehicle:2002 WRX Midnight Black Pearl |
I always have my turbo timer on for 50 secs at the gas station and have had many simalar situations where the car shuts off as they finish their discerning sentence.
my best compliment by far is when my girlfriends little brother calls my car a racecar and acually has models that he made look exactly like my car.(jdm wrx sti look) |
04-20-2007, 11:05 AM | #73 | |
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Member#: 139853
Join Date: Feb 2007
Chapter/Region:
MWSOC
Location: the arsenal of democracy Mich.
Vehicle:2002 wrx....its tsxy silver |
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Why??? How would you feel getting beat by a $3000 Ford Escort it's humbling, lol chris |
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04-20-2007, 11:10 AM | #74 |
Scooby Specialist
Member#: 62197
Join Date: May 2004
Chapter/Region:
South East
Location: Savannah
Vehicle:2008 WRX DGM |
They sold an escort in the us with 225hp turbo?
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04-20-2007, 11:16 AM | #75 |
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Member#: 125897
Join Date: Sep 2006
Chapter/Region:
Tri-State
Location: Bayville , NJ
Vehicle:2006 WRX TR OBP |
^^^ lol
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