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01-02-2014, 12:33 PM | #3701 |
Scooby Specialist
Member#: 106116
Join Date: Jan 2006
Chapter/Region:
NESIC
Location: Massachusetts
Vehicle:2016 VW Golf R Limestone Grey |
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01-02-2014, 01:07 PM | #3702 |
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Member#: 124254
Join Date: Aug 2006
Chapter/Region:
NESIC
Location: Rhode Island
Vehicle:2006 06 SGM Slowbaru "The Scoobinator" |
Dear lazy ******* in the Volvo,
Not only were you so lazy that you just had to drive right next to the trash compactor, but you hadn't cleaned any snow from your rear windshield so I don't think you even saw me walking next to your car. Quit being a lazy ****bag before you hurt someone. |
01-02-2014, 03:15 PM | #3703 |
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Member#: 238774
Join Date: Feb 2010
Chapter/Region:
NESIC
Location: Beverly, MA
Vehicle:The Black Legacy |
Dear Lexus RX,
Why are you sort of pulled over on the highway, but not even fully in the breakdown lane? If you're going to pull over in this weather at all, then go alllll the way over so people passing by don't have to jam on their brakes and swerve around you. Your windshield wasn't frozen over and you weren't on the phone... so what was the distraction? You are the cause of pileups everywhere. Think hardurr Sincerely, Careful human being. |
01-02-2014, 05:34 PM | #3704 |
Scooby Newbie
Member#: 370362
Join Date: Oct 2013
Chapter/Region:
NESIC
Location: 508-right near the beach
Vehicle:2011 wrx |
dear 93 jeep cherokee,
when you have a red light its best to stop, not try and drive into the side of me. i know there was snow on the ground so that means you already had your head in your ass shoulder deep I'm sure, but pay attention. |
01-02-2014, 11:35 PM | #3705 |
Scooby Newbie
Member#: 267951
Join Date: Dec 2010
Chapter/Region:
Tri-State
Location: NJ
Vehicle:2014 WRX Hatch WRB |
Dear wimp in the white Hyundai,
I know it's snowing, but 20 MPH in a 45 zone, on a straight-away... seriously?! Stay, at, home! |
01-03-2014, 08:50 PM | #3706 |
Scooby Newbie
Member#: 322934
Join Date: Jun 2012
Chapter/Region:
MWSOC
Vehicle:2013 WRX White |
Dear, all of the drivers after a snow....
I get it, its a bit scary driving on cold white stuff in you're summer tire wearing Kia's so maybe next year hybernate so I have the roads all to myself. Thank you for doing 20 in a 45 for 5 miles by the way. I felt very safe and hade time to reflect on the day and drink my cappuccino prior to doughnuting the hell out of that unplowed parking lot! |
01-04-2014, 06:18 PM | #3707 |
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Member#: 309439
Join Date: Feb 2012
Chapter/Region:
NESIC
Location: Rhode Island
Vehicle:2006 Impreza 2.5i |
Dear lazy people,
Cleaning off your windshield only is not good enough. Leaving all the snow cover front end so cant see your day time running lights or having the snow fly off hitting cars behind you..... Or the ones leaving the snow on the rear so you can't see your lights so no one has a clue if your hitting the brakes or not..... Stay the hell home. Bad enough to have people not being able to drive on snowy roads... As if this white powdery stuff is new to new england, but not being able to drive and have lazy pos's not cleaning their cars is the topping .... Sincerly Guy in medical field who has tomwork regardless or weather driving all day P.s. 2013 jeep grand cherokee, you coming down the hill fast as all hell, losing control, and hitting a dip and plowing through somesone front lawn ...... One would think youd be smarter considering you should have 4x4 compadibility... If not shame on youl |
01-05-2014, 09:00 AM | #3708 | |
Scooby Specialist
Member#: 101117
Join Date: Nov 2005
Chapter/Region:
NESIC
Location: Dorchester MA / Sunapee NH
Vehicle:2005 Outback 3.0R Red |
Dear NASIOC from NEshooters.om:
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01-07-2014, 10:00 AM | #3709 |
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Member#: 372501
Join Date: Nov 2013
Chapter/Region:
NESIC
Vehicle:2005 Saab 9-2X Aero Satin Grey Metallic |
I wonder what the overlap of NESIC and NEShooters is...
[at least this guy] |
01-07-2014, 10:10 AM | #3710 |
Scooby Specialist
Member#: 101117
Join Date: Nov 2005
Chapter/Region:
NESIC
Location: Dorchester MA / Sunapee NH
Vehicle:2005 Outback 3.0R Red |
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01-07-2014, 11:50 AM | #3711 |
Scooby Specialist
Member#: 298881
Join Date: Oct 2011
Chapter/Region:
NESIC
Location: Boston, MA
Vehicle:2004 EJ207 STI wagon 1970 MGB GT |
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01-07-2014, 12:20 PM | #3712 |
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Member#: 197764
Join Date: Dec 2008
Chapter/Region:
NESIC
Location: Broston
Vehicle:2002 Nissan Frontier buh bye WRX :( |
Dear ****balls in the new Camry on Beacon St.,
When I am slowing down at a crosswalk, its is most likely because I am letting the pretty young lady (who was patiently waiting) cross the road. This means you STOP behind me and wait like a decent human being. It is not a go ahead to try to PASS me on the right in the parking lane, where you almost ran the poor girl down. I had a feeling you weren't done yet, though. I was right. When I am then continuing on, driving five miles over in a residential neighborhood in Cambridge, you ALSO don't have the right to, again, try to pass me on the right in the parking lane. Pro tip: look what you are driving, then look what I am driving. I will pace you for days, as I did. Congratulations on locking your brakes and nearly hitting a parked car on your quest to be the ultimate piece of ****. You also later took an illegal right turn and failed to have the courtesy of meeting my death stare as you passed all the cars at the light, again in the parking lane (big surprise). Sincerely, Go home and kill yourself P.S. you stupid mother****ing bastard |
01-07-2014, 01:06 PM | #3713 | |
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Member#: 112692
Join Date: Apr 2006
Chapter/Region:
NESIC
Location: Boston area
Vehicle:2014 wrx hatch ice silver |
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These are the people that will certainly kill you if they are crazy enough. Don't antagonize crazy people behind the wheel, they may end up killing someone (ie the pretty girl you had to gawk at) |
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01-07-2014, 01:13 PM | #3714 |
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Member#: 101117
Join Date: Nov 2005
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Location: Dorchester MA / Sunapee NH
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01-07-2014, 01:50 PM | #3715 |
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Member#: 298881
Join Date: Oct 2011
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Location: Boston, MA
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01-07-2014, 01:55 PM | #3716 | |
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Member#: 197764
Join Date: Dec 2008
Chapter/Region:
NESIC
Location: Broston
Vehicle:2002 Nissan Frontier buh bye WRX :( |
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I don't know about you, but I let people cross at crosswalks. Gawking is optional Reading > |
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01-07-2014, 02:28 PM | #3717 | |
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Member#: 101117
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Location: Dorchester MA / Sunapee NH
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01-09-2014, 11:46 PM | #3718 |
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Member#: 267951
Join Date: Dec 2010
Chapter/Region:
Tri-State
Location: NJ
Vehicle:2014 WRX Hatch WRB |
Dear driver of the blue Nissan Maxima,
Thanks for rear-ending me on my way home from work this evening. I always wanted the frame of my car to be bowed and twisted. Sincerely, Looking for a new car |
01-10-2014, 07:25 AM | #3719 | |
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01-10-2014, 07:50 AM | #3720 |
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Member#: 364459
Join Date: Aug 2013
Chapter/Region:
RMIC
Location: USAF Academy
Vehicle:2005 wrx sti PSM |
Dear Hicks driving turbo diesels,
More specifically in Rhode Island Just because my car has an exhaust and a CAI doesn't mean I'm a WRX STI so please stop "rolling coal" and showing off my car is slower than a 3 year old on a tricycle. Sincerely, Rob |
01-17-2014, 12:30 PM | #3721 |
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Member#: 378803
Join Date: Jan 2014
Vehicle:1997 impreza blue |
Dear kids,
I know I'm young just like you but I don't beat on my car so stop trying to get me to do a burn out.. Sincerely, The blue 97 wrx swapped impreza. |
01-17-2014, 12:57 PM | #3722 |
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Member#: 316260
Join Date: Apr 2012
Chapter/Region:
NESIC
Location: Framingham
Vehicle:2005 WRX PSM |
Don't you love when people roll down their windows and ask you to do a burn out. Or just drive away really fast so they can hear your car... Yes let me get a ticket just to amuse you..
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01-17-2014, 09:24 PM | #3723 |
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Member#: 362269
Join Date: Jul 2013
Chapter/Region:
NESIC
Location: Plainfield, CT
Vehicle:2016 WRX ISM |
Dear Old Fart,
Your V6 mustang convertible was so intimidating when your inner Steve McQueen came out. I figured you were having a stroke or a heart attack, so I let you pass with no problems. But, You wanted to race my little import with the hood scoop I know, but seeing as I was on my way to eagleville to fix a boost leak, and we were on the cop infested route 6 wal mart strip, it didn't seem like a good idea. But you just thought you were toying with me didn't you? You looked really cool in your denim jacket and gray combover by the way. I may be young, but by no means am I retarded. Oh joy, I leave eagleville with all systems go, and lo and behold I get on route 6 again and looks who's on the on ramp in front of me. Yep and nothing has changed. You slow down so I'm right behind you and take off, but woah this is strange, boost leak fixed I go full throttle and almost immediately pass you... Them imports eh? But I slow down to the speed limit, and of course you feel the need to antagonize and try to "toy" with me. I bet your trip to wal mart must've been super important. Just because you have a mustang and you were born in the same year as Steve McQueen doesn't mean you are him. Here's to being 1/3 your age and 3 times more responsible. Sincerely, The 21 year old with the hood scoop |
01-21-2014, 09:05 PM | #3724 |
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Member#: 309439
Join Date: Feb 2012
Chapter/Region:
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Location: Rhode Island
Vehicle:2006 Impreza 2.5i |
Dear Subaru outback......
I understand that having a Subaru can make you feel in control in the bad weather... But when it's 6pm, rush hour traffic, with snow, highways not plowed, you would think you would use a little discretion. Not only did you come flying down 95 weaving through lanes like a mad man, but the icing on the cake was you going between 2 cars and making your own 'middle lane between everyone as if the 4 lanes weren't good enough. I was hoping with the amount of brake lights I saw later on was you in a ditch but somedays we can't be that lucky... Sincerly Guy stuck in traffic with everyone else |
01-21-2014, 10:23 PM | #3725 |
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Member#: 267951
Join Date: Dec 2010
Chapter/Region:
Tri-State
Location: NJ
Vehicle:2014 WRX Hatch WRB |
Dear people who drive slow in the snow,
Is it really necessary to drive 15 MPH on a fairly straight road? No wonder it took me three hours to make a one hour commute. Dear people who drive too fast in the snow, You're at the complete other end of the spectrum. Slow the heck down. Dear everyone else with a silver/white car, Turn your damn headlights on! Sincerely, Made it home alive... somehow |
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