you know you own an impreza when...

rally_on · 12-11-2006, 12:17 AM

1. you dont understand why people get stuck in the snow

2. you think your car sounds better than a muscle car

3. you hope it rains the day of autocrosses

4. you go faster on the on ramp then you do on the freeway

5. you know what RE92 means and you dont want anything to do with them

6. people ask you to do burnouts and you roll your eyes

7. you forget whats its like to lose traction in a turn

8. you understand that 300 whp is the perfect number

9. you dont notice a difference driving in the rain or on dry

10. you hate that the gas cap doesnt have anywhere to sit, and you dont want it to touch the quarter panel

11. people ask you if the hood scoop does anything

12. you've made fun of a friends bugeye for having neon headlights

13. your bugeye has been made fun of by a friend for having neon headlights

14. you like the color cherry blossom red, but not pink

15. you know what 555 means

16. you look forward to getting coilovers, but springs will do for now

17. when you tell people you put your headlights in the oven to clear them they look at you like your an idiot

18. you concentrate more on the tach then the speedo

19. you think the S202 is the hottest car ever

20. you dont understand why people use BOVs, BPVs work perfect

21. you never get tired of the sound from your exhaust

22. you never want to get a car that isnt a subaru

23. anything more than 18" rims are rediculous

24. you dont mind getting smoked by a cobra, because you know he wouldnt last a second in real conditions (snow, rain, mud)

25. all other imports think they have to prove something to you

26. you dont have a cigarette lighter

27. you know that COBB isnt what corn comes on

28. if you had an STi, the first thing to go would be the wing

29. you know Rota makes good wheels

30. your never done modding your car

31. you dream about getting your car painted flat black

32. everyone breaks their necks staring at your car

33. you hear random engine revs all the time from civics ect

34. you consider yourself a noob even though you've owned your car for a year

35. when you open a car with framed windows when the windows are down, you hit your head on the frame

36. you forgot to swap tension springs when you swapped trunks with someone

37. people think your car is slow cuz you dont lose traction in first

38. you think underglow, neons, and LEDs are so dumb.

39. you log onto NASIOC everyday

40. you dont know what real understeer feels like

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GDB FAN · 12-11-2006, 12:23 AM

Ok....

platinum05 · 12-11-2006, 12:38 AM

what does 555 mean......and i've had countless hondas do the ricer fly by only to find them 5 miles farther down the road with their hoods open and their hazards on for some reason

that makes me happy

spritefiend · 12-11-2006, 12:38 AM

haha those are great!

AWD>FWD · 12-11-2006, 12:39 AM

10: my gas cap hangs low enough I can let it hang in the wheel well...

aznevoviii · 12-11-2006, 12:40 AM

i want WRX!!!

kreitz3 · 12-11-2006, 12:42 AM

That's a pretty good list. Not too cheesy.

SMUwrx34 · 12-11-2006, 12:44 AM

Yeah I am confused on the 555 thing.

AWD>FWD · 12-11-2006, 12:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SMUwrx34

Yeah I am confused on the 555 thing.

555 was a sponsor for the rally team. I think it was a cigarette company.

rally_on · 12-11-2006, 12:45 AM

555 was a sponsor on the old WRC cars. its a tabacco company. ill look for a pic

EDIT: AWD>FWD beat me to it

SMUwrx34 · 12-11-2006, 12:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AWD>FWD

555 was a sponsor for the rally team. I think it was a cigarette company.

Makes sense. I guess when you just bought your WRX about 4 months ago, some are not known.

rally_on · 12-11-2006, 12:48 AM

i didnt know about it for a long time

AWD>FWD · 12-11-2006, 12:49 AM

Eh, took me about 8 months to shake total n00b status...

trust me, when I bought the car, I was a n00b!

sc00ter · 12-11-2006, 12:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rally_on

4. you go faster on the on ramp then you do on the freeway

6. people ask you to do burnouts and you roll your eyes

18. you concentrate more on the tach then the speedo

24. you dont mind getting smoked by a cobra, because you know he wouldnt last a second in real conditions (snow, rain, mud)

30. your never done modding your car

35. when you open a car with framed windows when the windows are down, you hit your head on the frame

True !!

SiC Stoner · 12-11-2006, 01:01 AM

wow thats a good list, i can relate to most of it

AWD>FWD · 12-11-2006, 01:01 AM

Wow SiC I thought you died...

darroj · 12-11-2006, 01:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rally_on

35. when you open a car with framed windows when the windows are down, you hit your head on the frame

never hit my head, but i've come close.

rally_on · 12-11-2006, 01:02 AM

eh, i was just bored. procrastinating doing my homework

rally_on · 12-11-2006, 01:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by darroj

never hit my head, but i've come close.

i havent ever hit my head either, i just come close too. but i dunno

cobbyy · 12-11-2006, 01:03 AM

good list!! i was laughing while reading couple because its so true!

AWD>FWD · 12-11-2006, 01:03 AM

I've hit my head....

rally_on · 12-11-2006, 01:06 AM

anyone can feel free to add more

SiC Stoner · 12-11-2006, 01:07 AM

Why did u think i died?

i'm on here everyday, causing a stir...

N/A_junkie · 12-11-2006, 01:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rally_on

35. when you open a car with framed windows when the windows are down, you hit your head on the frame

i just did this a little over a week ago...i thought i left my window down getting out of the car and i just SMASHED my face into the upper left corner of the door window.

thank god nobody saw it...but i just told everyone here...so yeah

007WRX · 12-11-2006, 01:19 AM

41. If you dont have one, you always keep your eyes open to spot one and speed up to look at it.

12-11-2006, 12:17 AM	#1
rally_on Scooby Specialist Member#: 86849 Join Date: May 2005 Chapter/Region: RMIC Location: Salt Lake City, UT Vehicle: 2005 GMC Savana white	you know you own an impreza when... 1. you dont understand why people get stuck in the snow 2. you think your car sounds better than a muscle car 3. you hope it rains the day of autocrosses 4. you go faster on the on ramp then you do on the freeway 5. you know what RE92 means and you dont want anything to do with them 6. people ask you to do burnouts and you roll your eyes 7. you forget whats its like to lose traction in a turn 8. you understand that 300 whp is the perfect number 9. you dont notice a difference driving in the rain or on dry 10. you hate that the gas cap doesnt have anywhere to sit, and you dont want it to touch the quarter panel 11. people ask you if the hood scoop does anything 12. you've made fun of a friends bugeye for having neon headlights 13. your bugeye has been made fun of by a friend for having neon headlights 14. you like the color cherry blossom red, but not pink 15. you know what 555 means 16. you look forward to getting coilovers, but springs will do for now 17. when you tell people you put your headlights in the oven to clear them they look at you like your an idiot 18. you concentrate more on the tach then the speedo 19. you think the S202 is the hottest car ever 20. you dont understand why people use BOVs, BPVs work perfect 21. you never get tired of the sound from your exhaust 22. you never want to get a car that isnt a subaru 23. anything more than 18" rims are rediculous 24. you dont mind getting smoked by a cobra, because you know he wouldnt last a second in real conditions (snow, rain, mud) 25. all other imports think they have to prove something to you 26. you dont have a cigarette lighter 27. you know that COBB isnt what corn comes on 28. if you had an STi, the first thing to go would be the wing 29. you know Rota makes good wheels 30. your never done modding your car 31. you dream about getting your car painted flat black 32. everyone breaks their necks staring at your car 33. you hear random engine revs all the time from civics ect 34. you consider yourself a noob even though you've owned your car for a year 35. when you open a car with framed windows when the windows are down, you hit your head on the frame 36. you forgot to swap tension springs when you swapped trunks with someone 37. people think your car is slow cuz you dont lose traction in first 38. you think underglow, neons, and LEDs are so dumb. 39. you log onto NASIOC everyday 40. you dont know what real understeer feels like * Registered users of the site do not see these ads. Last edited by rally_on; 12-11-2006 at 01:08 AM.

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12-11-2006, 12:23 AM	#2
GDB FAN Scooby Guru Member#: 105814 Join Date: Jan 2006 Chapter/Region: NWIC	Ok....

12-11-2006, 12:38 AM	#3
platinum05 Scooby Newbie Member#: 104904 Join Date: Jan 2006 Chapter/Region: SWIC Location: Reno Vehicle: 05 Evo Mr Shart Fast	what does 555 mean......and i've had countless hondas do the ricer fly by only to find them 5 miles farther down the road with their hoods open and their hazards on for some reason that makes me happy

12-11-2006, 12:38 AM	#4
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12-11-2006, 12:39 AM	#5
AWD>FWD Scooby Guru Member#: 107027 Join Date: Feb 2006 Chapter/Region: NWIC Location: Woodinville, WA Vehicle: 2007 SWP WRX STi w/MPS-built 2.34l	10: my gas cap hangs low enough I can let it hang in the wheel well...

12-11-2006, 12:40 AM	#6
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12-11-2006, 12:42 AM	#7
kreitz3 Scooby Specialist Member#: 100242 Join Date: Nov 2005 Chapter/Region: MWSOC Location: Ohio	That's a pretty good list. Not too cheesy.

12-11-2006, 12:44 AM	#8
SMUwrx34 Scooby Specialist Member#: 98299 Join Date: Oct 2005 Chapter/Region: TXIC Location: Alba, TX Vehicle: 2020 WRX Black	Yeah I am confused on the 555 thing.

12-11-2006, 12:45 AM	#10
rally_on Scooby Specialist Member#: 86849 Join Date: May 2005 Chapter/Region: RMIC Location: Salt Lake City, UT Vehicle: 2005 GMC Savana white	555 was a sponsor on the old WRC cars. its a tabacco company. ill look for a pic EDIT: AWD>FWD beat me to it

12-11-2006, 12:48 AM	#12
rally_on Scooby Specialist Member#: 86849 Join Date: May 2005 Chapter/Region: RMIC Location: Salt Lake City, UT Vehicle: 2005 GMC Savana white	i didnt know about it for a long time

12-11-2006, 12:49 AM	#13
AWD>FWD Scooby Guru Member#: 107027 Join Date: Feb 2006 Chapter/Region: NWIC Location: Woodinville, WA Vehicle: 2007 SWP WRX STi w/MPS-built 2.34l	Eh, took me about 8 months to shake total n00b status... trust me, when I bought the car, I was a n00b!

12-11-2006, 01:01 AM	#15
SiC Stoner Scooby Specialist Member#: 99068 Join Date: Oct 2005 Chapter/Region: MWSOC Location: Chicago burbs Vehicle: 05 Wrx Blue	wow thats a good list, i can relate to most of it

12-11-2006, 01:02 AM	#18
rally_on Scooby Specialist Member#: 86849 Join Date: May 2005 Chapter/Region: RMIC Location: Salt Lake City, UT Vehicle: 2005 GMC Savana white	eh, i was just bored. procrastinating doing my homework

12-11-2006, 01:03 AM	#20
cobbyy Scooby Specialist Member#: 134117 Join Date: Dec 2006 Chapter/Region: SCIC Location: Torrance/Ontario Vehicle: 05 S2000 Yellow! 07 STi Totalled :(	good list!! i was laughing while reading couple because its so true!

12-11-2006, 01:06 AM	#22
rally_on Scooby Specialist Member#: 86849 Join Date: May 2005 Chapter/Region: RMIC Location: Salt Lake City, UT Vehicle: 2005 GMC Savana white	anyone can feel free to add more

12-11-2006, 01:07 AM	#23
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12-11-2006, 01:19 AM	#25
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