Spider scorpion thing crawls out of my dinner... what the hell is it???

P03w · 10-29-2008, 02:13 AM

This thing seriously crawled out of a mushroom as I was making dinner tonight. 8 legs like a spider, claws like a scorpion, but without the tail. I have him in a jar now, but I'm bugging... google searching 'tailless scorpion' comes up with the whip scorpion, but this is different... anyone? Should I microwave it, flush it, eat it, or PM SubEd???

Thanks,
P03w

PS- Sorry for the crappy pics... I was in a hurry.

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poon warrior · 10-29-2008, 02:15 AM

I would flush it and then not eat anything until I had looked through every piece of food in your house for more of them.

:heebie jeebies:

JohnST2k6k · 10-29-2008, 02:16 AM

Thats awesome... You should say you got bit and bring it to the grocery store and get some free food!

I shall be running spell check for the rest of the night. Sorry i worked 12 hours today and I am just staying up until my package hits the UPS warehouse.

RuCKuS · 10-29-2008, 02:16 AM

it's a delicacy.

eat it.

97whitesi · 10-29-2008, 02:17 AM

I'm pretty sure I'd be afraid of all foods ever if I saw that.

under pressure · 10-29-2008, 02:17 AM

Keep it alive!! It's pregnant...

skywaffles · 10-29-2008, 02:17 AM

Microwave FTW.

TurismoLou · 10-29-2008, 02:17 AM

That is some alien isht right there.

affinity1 · 10-29-2008, 02:18 AM

give its mushroom back and hope he forgives you

owen.richards · 10-29-2008, 02:18 AM

thats freakin awsome...why the hell do I not have stuff like this crawling out of my food? Im forced to spend money on snakes and stuff, but some ******** just find em comming out of their plumbing fixtures. Now you get this lil bastard comming out of your shrooms? Thats rad dude

SVX WRX · 10-29-2008, 02:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnST2k6k

THats awesome... You should say you got bitting bring it to the grocery store and get some free food!

something like this, perhaps?

"i got bitting i bring it to th grocery store here you gives me monies and free food ok or i will suze you store and everyone in it ok haha"

JohnST2k6k · 10-29-2008, 02:20 AM

I suck at spelling. I never said i was good =/

Gundoo · 10-29-2008, 02:20 AM

8 legs + 2 claws = scorpion. no tail ?

maybe its a female scorpion.

minerva1856 · 10-29-2008, 02:23 AM

Aaarr, that be a pseudoscorpion

http://www.landcareresearch.co.nz/re...s.asp?Bu_ID=62

cwb124 · 10-29-2008, 02:24 AM

Not to mention he lives in the NW and there are no scorpions...unless of course your 'shrooms were imported from the SW.

That is ****ed up man...

St3fan · 10-29-2008, 02:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by minerva1856

Aaarr, that be a pseudoscorpion

http://www.landcareresearch.co.nz/re...s.asp?Bu_ID=62

Bah, you beat me to it.

Awesome find OT!

Spheris · 10-29-2008, 02:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by minerva1856

Aaarr, that be a pseudoscorpion

http://www.landcareresearch.co.nz/re...s.asp?Bu_ID=62

Quote:

Pincers also used to attach to flying insects and so be transported to a new location

KICK ASS.

Impreza88 · 10-29-2008, 02:26 AM

Dude that is pretty awesome, keep him in a jar for bit and see what he does. I think he's kinda cool, not scary at all like a spider.

+1 on giving him back his mushroom.

Lamb155716 · 10-29-2008, 02:33 AM

Quote:

Widespread in New Zealand

RedneckTrucker · 10-29-2008, 02:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by affinity1

give its mushroom back and hope he forgives you

snvin · 10-29-2008, 02:35 AM

Quote:

Pincers also used to attach to flying insects and so be transported to a new location

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScoobyDoobyDoo

KICK ASS.

Seriously.

Sounds like a Pokemon defense or some isht.

XanRules · 10-29-2008, 02:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Platinum03Wagon

This thing seriously crawled out of a mushroom as I was making dinner tonight. 8 legs like a spider, claws like a scorpion, but without the tail. I have him in a jar now, but I'm bugging... google searching 'tailless scorpion' comes up with the whip scorpion, but this is different... anyone? Should I microwave it, flush it, eat it, or PM SubEd???

Thanks,
P03w

PS- Sorry for the crappy pics... I was in a hurry.

Impreza88 · 10-29-2008, 02:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lambdamaster

maybe the mushrooms came from NZ and the little guy rode all the to his house?

Black-Falcon · 10-29-2008, 02:42 AM

It looks like a freakin pokemon

snvin · 10-29-2008, 02:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Black-Falcon

It looks like a freakin pokemon

In that case, it's a good thin he has it in the jar, because you know what you're supposed to do with Pokemon...

10-29-2008, 02:13 AM	#1
P03w Scooby Specialist Member#: 29059 Join Date: Nov 2002 Chapter/Region: NWIC Location: Rocky Point and Skyline Vehicle: 1914 Stutz Bearcat	Spider scorpion thing crawls out of my dinner... what the hell is it??? This thing seriously crawled out of a mushroom as I was making dinner tonight. 8 legs like a spider, claws like a scorpion, but without the tail. I have him in a jar now, but I'm bugging... google searching 'tailless scorpion' comes up with the whip scorpion, but this is different... anyone? Should I microwave it, flush it, eat it, or PM SubEd??? Thanks, P03w PS- Sorry for the crappy pics... I was in a hurry. * Registered users of the site do not see these ads.

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under pressure Scooby Newbie Member#: 92776 Join Date: Aug 2005 Chapter/Region: SWIC Location: in the desert Vehicle: 2004 VF48 Wagon 6 gear speeding	Keep it alive!! It's pregnant...

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skywaffles Scooby Specialist Member#: 82470 Join Date: Mar 2005 Chapter/Region: NWIC Location: The CHAZ	Microwave FTW.

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TurismoLou Scooby Specialist Member#: 9480 Join Date: Aug 2001 Chapter/Region: International Location: Man of Mystery Vehicle: 2011 Wrangler Unlim. Anti-hybrid	That is some alien isht right there.

10-29-2008, 02:18 AM	#9
affinity1 Scooby Specialist Member#: 97266 Join Date: Sep 2005 Chapter/Region: MWSOC Vehicle: '15 Forester 2.5i Touring DGM	give its mushroom back and hope he forgives you

10-29-2008, 02:18 AM	#10
owen.richards Scooby Newbie Member#: 190804 Join Date: Oct 2008 Chapter/Region: W. Canada Location: canada	thats freakin awsome...why the hell do I not have stuff like this crawling out of my food? Im forced to spend money on snakes and stuff, but some ******** just find em comming out of their plumbing fixtures. Now you get this lil bastard comming out of your shrooms? Thats rad dude

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Gundoo Scooby Specialist Member#: 34112 Join Date: Mar 2003 Chapter/Region: TXIC Location: Austin! Vehicle: i only like ot as a friend	8 legs + 2 claws = scorpion. no tail ? maybe its a female scorpion.

10-29-2008, 02:23 AM	#14
minerva1856 Scooby Newbie Member#: 79000 Join Date: Jan 2005 Chapter/Region: SCIC Location: Pasadena, CA Vehicle: 2002 WRX Ver8 EJ207	Aaarr, that be a pseudoscorpion http://www.landcareresearch.co.nz/re...s.asp?Bu_ID=62

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cwb124 * Banned * Member#: 15571 Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Not where you think Vehicle: 2006 06 Forester XT Silver	Not to mention he lives in the NW and there are no scorpions...unless of course your 'shrooms were imported from the SW. That is ****ed up man...

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Impreza88 Scooby Newbie Member#: 122950 Join Date: Aug 2006 Chapter/Region: MAIC Location: Salem, VA	Dude that is pretty awesome, keep him in a jar for bit and see what he does. I think he's kinda cool, not scary at all like a spider. +1 on giving him back his mushroom.

10-29-2008, 02:42 AM	#24
Black-Falcon Scooby Specialist Member#: 106318 Join Date: Jan 2006 Chapter/Region: SWIC Location: AZ Vehicle: 16 Cadirrack ATS-V	It looks like a freakin pokemon