|03-21-2009, 08:53 AM||#1|
Member Sales Rating: (45)
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Gilbert, AZVehicle:
2014 WRX Wagon
FS: LG ENV2 (Verizon) no contract
***Please make offers I really do not know what to sell this for.***
Comes with phone and charger.
I have for sale my LG ENV2 cell phone. I have had it for about 4 months, and I am having to change service providers. So this one is now for sale. If you are not an experienced text master please discontinue reading. I do not need a law suit becuause you bought this from me and sprained one of your thumbs, being a newb at textisizing. Not only does this phone pull all the sweet Asian honeys that you thought your STI would, but it will also save you about 2.39 hours per day on texting. Now it is up to you what you do with that time, but if it were me I would be spending quality time with all of your new Asian women.
Now you ask, why would you want to leave Verizon which is the largest and best network this side of the planet earth? Let me tell you why, too many asian girls were after me and it really started to affect my marriage. Thats right I am having to leave the land of never having to say can you hear me now, to move on to a pasture with brown and dried up grass. And if you act fast I will even throw in my secret phone list of super hot MAJOR BABES!!! That alone is like a $3k value, but hey like I said i am married and can not afford the child support payments if I pursue and fill the dreams of all the women that now want me because of this phone.
One last thing before I show you some pictures, I am not sure if you are into Kung Fu or not but because you type so fast with this phone you will develop the Iron Thumb technique. Never heard of it? Think I am lying? Ha HA well thats because you are not Chinese like I am and know all the awesome Chinese secret stuff about killing with your fingers. But with just one month of typing with this phone I bet you could stab your thumb right into an opponents heart, and impress even more asian fly honey's. But hey you don't know me so don't take my word for it, so just buy this phone and try it out for yourself.
Oh yeah there are a couple small scratches on the phone, but that is from me texting with the 101 wooden dummy texting techniques and my fingers flew off the pad and scratched the exterior of the phone a couple of times.
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Last edited by EPME; 03-21-2009 at 09:07 AM.
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