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Old 11-04-2011, 08:29 PM   #2951
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Old 11-05-2011, 12:35 AM   #2952
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Sarcasm aside, there are people on this site with far less posts that know far more. Post count really isn't important, especially when it comes from anyone with a member # over 200k. This includes me.
Listen to this man. He's very smart

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Old 11-05-2011, 01:03 AM   #2953
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I take good care of my car. A friend comes into my work and asks me who rear-ended me. I asked her if it was really that noticeable that she could see it that easily. She said, "On anyone else's car, no, but on YOUR car yes." I laughed at her, but then was
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Old 11-05-2011, 01:14 AM   #2954
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Cool post, Bro.
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Old 11-05-2011, 01:16 AM   #2955
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At least it was something. Oh well. Guess you're cooler than me. Congrats.
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Old 11-05-2011, 01:24 AM   #2956
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My bad, that was supposed to go to the kid that said cool story bro. I was a little late haha
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Old 11-05-2011, 01:26 AM   #2957
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Oh, cool post bro.
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Old 11-05-2011, 04:03 PM   #2958
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So I get home and my dad's mowing the lawn. He didn't hear me drive in even though I was doing about 15mph (pretty fast for a 3" drop into the driveway). He's mowing with his back to me in the middle of the yard...so I decide I'm going to sneak behind him in my Subaru. I follow him for ~25 feet for maybe 10 seconds and he ends up facing the garage wall where he plans on backing up. I'm already in reverse about 2 feet behind him, but just sitting there waiting for whatever happens to happen. I assume since he's facing a window, he can probably see me in the reflection, as I could easily see his face reflected in the window. He puts the mower in reverse, starts slowly moving backwards then looks over his shoulder only to see me, panic, and hit the gas pedal. He does a wheelie, lets off the gas and taps the side of the garage, and I'm still laughing my ass off.
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Old 11-05-2011, 06:10 PM   #2959
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Old 11-06-2011, 03:58 PM   #2960
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Older man at gas station- is that a Subaru?
Me- yup
Him- WRX?
Me- yeah.
Him- my wife likes the little scoop on the hood.

And then he said to his wife "yeah it's a WRX, it's the fast one".
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Old 11-06-2011, 04:25 PM   #2961
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My mom's first time in my 09 wrx.

Mom: I like your new car.
Me: Thanks. (proceed to get on the throttle a bit)
Mom: OH MY GOD! LUKE THIS IS FAST!

The whole way to dinner and back, she was grabbing the "oh ****" handle lol. Moms are the best
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Old 11-06-2011, 04:52 PM   #2962
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My cousin told me my Sti looked like a smart car. Then proceded to ask me if it was a hybrid fiesta? I walked away.
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Old 11-06-2011, 06:04 PM   #2963
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Old 11-06-2011, 06:27 PM   #2964
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Moms are the best
x8648378.

I told my mom I had just purchased a Subaru. She asked what it looked like so I emailed her a pic. She replied with "Oh, a station wagon. That's a responsible choice, you'll be able to fit your kayak and camping gear in there easily." I can't wait to go home on leave at Christmas and take her for a rip in this thinly disguised rocket ship.

♥ my Mom.

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Old 11-06-2011, 06:39 PM   #2965
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x8648378.

Ii told my mom I had just purchased a Subaru. She asks what it looks like so I emailed her a pic. She replies with "Oh, a station wagon. That's a responsible choice, you'll be able to fit your kayak and camping gear in there easily." I can't wait to go home on leave at Christmas and take her for a rip in this thinly disguised rocket ship. &hearts; my Mom.
I had a 2004 WRX sport wagon before my 09. She thought it was "responsible" too.
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Old 11-06-2011, 07:56 PM   #2966
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I was running errands on my day off and I was in my STI which has 519 whp on a dynojet and has that obvious built engine sound. There is this camaro that sounds like it has an exhaust and an intake on it keeps slowing down then it will speed up only to slow down in front of me after a couple times I get annoyed at this so i down shift jump lanes and excelarate hard to a red light FML. Well the camaro pulls up besides me and there is a girl driving it and and some guy in the passanger seat who yells out to me "is that a fast car!!" me being dumbfounded at this guy because of what my car sounds like I just respond with "nah its only about 500 hp I wanted it to be 750hp" he then yells out to me "so is that fast?" me not knowing what to say at this point and before I can respond. I hear the girl yell at him "thats a STI, and any car is with 500hp is gonna be fast we have been dating for how long and you havent learned this yet?" well the light turned green so I looked over and smiled at her and took off and pulled into a gas station about a block away and the camaro pulls into the gas station behind me. She wanted to see my engine haha . The guy was obviously upset and giving me dirty looks so I gave her my number and told her to hit me up sometime and I would give her a ride. Well guess who I have been talking to for the past couple weeks and she has chevy racing flags tattooed as a tramp stamp. I hope to convert her to a subie girl haha.

For those who wanted a pic

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Old 11-06-2011, 08:00 PM   #2967
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^pix right MEOW of said girl or gtfo
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Old 11-06-2011, 08:24 PM   #2968
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You should become a story teller. Because you tell really cool stories, bro.
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Old 11-06-2011, 08:40 PM   #2969
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Just paid for a set of injectors without checking to see if they fit. Facepalm at myself...

3...2...1...commence ridicule.....
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Old 11-06-2011, 08:46 PM   #2970
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^^^ Pics or it didn't happen. (@AthleticallyLazy)
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Old 11-06-2011, 09:45 PM   #2971
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Yesterday I went to wal-mart to get a new battery, the chief mechanic asked for me to open the hood so he could take out the battery. He then said "these rotary engines are weird as hell". I then explained the boxer engine, in the process I said "I love 2.5L turbo 4-bangers" he then asked if it was a 6 cylinder. At that point I left and drove another 25 miles to Advanced
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Old 11-06-2011, 10:15 PM   #2972
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Yesterday I went to wal-mart to get a new battery, the chief mechanic asked for me to open the hood so he could take out the battery. He then said "these rotary engines are weird as hell". I then explained the boxer engine, in the process I said "I love 2.5L turbo 4-bangers" he then asked if it was a 6 cylinder. At that point I left and drove another 25 miles to Advanced
N00B status for going.to Walmart .
Ricer status for going to advanced.

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At the auto cross today a kid said he had a fully built civic putting down 800hp.... Yet he couldn't show me the motor cuz " you'll just steal my build and put it in your pos imprezDA " I hate it when kids put a D in the name......
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Old 11-06-2011, 10:26 PM   #2973
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N00B status for going.to Walmart .
Ricer status for going to advanced.
What if I go to Battery Warehouse?
Told the wife that we're gonna go to an autocross in December.
"Whats an autocross? Is it like a roadtrip?" Haha love it!
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Old 11-06-2011, 11:06 PM   #2974
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N00B status for going.to Walmart .
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Jk

At the auto cross today a kid said he had a fully built civic putting down 800hp.... Yet he couldn't show me the motor cuz " you'll just steal my build and put it in your pos imprezDA " I hate it when kids put a D in the name......
Hehe I never heard anyone say imprezDA! 800 HP in civic is easy bruh, each sticker is 20 plus HP according to the general motoring rule book. Besides he is right an inline V-TEC and a flat 4 are practically same engine! shame on you for trying to steal this poor bloaks set up!
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Old 11-06-2011, 11:10 PM   #2975
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I was running errands on my day off and I was in my STI which has 519 whp on a dynojet and has that obvious built engine sound. There is this camaro that sounds like it has an exhaust and an intake on it keeps slowing down then it will speed up only to slow down in front of me after a couple times I get annoyed at this so i down shift jump lanes and excelarate hard to a red light FML. Well the camaro pulls up besides me and there is a girl driving it and and some guy in the passanger seat who yells out to me "is that a fast car!!" me being dumbfounded at this guy because of what my car sounds like I just respond with "nah its only about 500 hp I wanted it to be 750hp" he then yells out to me "so is that fast?" me not knowing what to say at this point and before I can respond. I hear the girl yell at him "thats a STI, and any car is with 500hp is gonna be fast we have been dating for how long and you havent learned this yet?" well the light turned green so I looked over and smiled at her and took off and pulled into a gas station about a block away and the camaro pulls into the gas station behind me. She wanted to see my engine haha . The guy was obviously upset and giving me dirty looks so I gave her my number and told her to hit me up sometime and I would give her a ride. Well guess who I have been talking to for the past couple weeks and she has chevy racing flags tattooed as a tramp stamp. I hope to convert her to a subie girl haha.

For those who wanted a pic
You ****ing rock!!
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