|05-16-2001, 07:44 PM||#1|
Join Date: Dec 2000
Any one up for a laugh?
This sounds like an i-club member story:
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:
officer:May I see your drivers license?
driver:I don't have one.I had it suspended after my 3rd DUI.
officer:May I see the vehicle registration?
driver:This is not my car,I stole this car,but I think I saw the registration when I put my gun in the glove box.
officer:There's a gun in the glove box?
driver:Yes I put it there after I shot the lady who owns this car and put her body in the trunk.
officer:There's a body in the trunk?!!!!!
Hearing this the officer immediately calls for more units and his sergeant.
The car is quickly surrounded and the sergeant approaches the driver.
sergeant:Sir can I see your drivers license?
driver:Sure here it is.
sergeant:Whose car is this?
driver:It's mine.Here is the registration.
sergeant:Would you open the glove box so I can see if there is a gun in it?
driver:Happy to but there is no gun.
Sure enough nothing in the glove box.
sergeant:Would you mind opening up the trunk so I can see if there is a body in there.
driver:Not at all.
He opens the trunk and there is no body.
segeant:I don't understand it.The officer said you were driving a stolen car with out a license.He also said you shot the owner and put her body in the trunk and the gun in the glove box.
driver:Yeah,I'll bet the lying S.O.B.told you I was speeding too!!!!!
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|05-17-2001, 03:47 AM||#8|
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: New ManchvegasVehicle:
2005 Scion tC
heh, I'd almost try that except I've had cops draw their guns on me before.
They don't **** around.
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