Will pay $350 for a cuddle

[forester06x]

Originally Posted by Tweeter

Did I post this in the right section?

Nope, shoulda posted in the nofap comp thread.

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[Sloth]

Originally Posted by psychoskip

I am sooo using this one in the bar tonight.

[Protege Menace]

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[Protege Menace]

Originally Posted by Tweeter

Did I post this in the right section?

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A big dick and an limber body don’t belong to everyone, but if you can already get pretty close there are a few tricks you can do to improve and hopefully, get that incredible rush that comes when you finally make contact between your tongue and your own dick.

…practice *definitely* pays off. Before, I could only lick the tip with real strain, legs thrown over my head. Now I am getting the whole juicy head in my mouth plus some shaft, and I can lick halfway down my dick and taste my balls.

The easiest and probably most effective position for autofellatio is lying on your back. You’ll probably want to use a bed, sofa, or other cushioned surface for comfort, although practicing on a carpeted floor can sometimes give you better leverage. You should have a wall or a headboard nearby to brace your feet against. Lie down (naked, of course) with the top of your head at least a foot from the wall. Pull your legs up and roll back onto your shoulders, raising your legs over your head. Brace your feet on the wall and “walk” your way down until your crotch is close to your face. Lift your head up if necessary to get closer. If your back feels tight, don’t strain to reach your ****, even if it’s tantalizingly close. Just let your muscles stretch. You may want to use one hand to pull your **** closer. Suck what you can, if you can – otherwise, just wank and keep practicing.

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- Stretch before your session; make sure you stretch the muscles of your back, neck, and legs to avoid cramping or pulled muscles.

- Drink plenty of water to keep your muscles hydrated; this also prevents cramping, injuries, and fatigue.

- Make sure your stomach is empty; wait an hour or two after a meal, and empty your bowels if possible. It’ll be more comfortable and your stomach contents won’t get in the way when you double over.

- Don’t strain yourself and stop if you feel any pain.

- Vary positions to avoid putting too much strain or pressure on the same muscles and parts of your spine.

I know some of you (women) are probably a little put off by the subject, but I assure you, wanting to suck your own dick is perfectly natural. You don’t have to be ashamed anymore, people! Anyway, I hope this has been both informative and enlightening. I’ve got a lot of stretching to do. I’ll let you know how it goes.

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EDIT: Holy thread merge, Batman.

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[Tweeter]

Originally Posted by Protege Menace

Who moved it?

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[Protege Menace]

Originally Posted by Tweeter

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[Tweeter]

Originally Posted by Protege Menace

[Tweeter]

King me.

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[somebody else]

Originally Posted by rogue

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Originally Posted by 2002Dubx

^ I want that on a shirt

You know, the technology isn't all that far out of reach. Maybe you could become rich by inventing some way to print pictures on clothing.

I'm just spit-ballin' here...

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[somebody else]

Originally Posted by rexspeedworthy

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This is Muskaan, Gwalior City's most honorable accomplished citizen!

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