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Old 03-15-2013, 06:44 PM   #5651
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Old 03-15-2013, 06:51 PM   #5653
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Old 03-15-2013, 06:56 PM   #5655
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Old 03-15-2013, 06:57 PM   #5656
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A big dick and an limber body donít belong to everyone, but if you can already get pretty close there are a few tricks you can do to improve and hopefully, get that incredible rush that comes when you finally make contact between your tongue and your own dick.

Öpractice *definitely* pays off. Before, I could only lick the tip with real strain, legs thrown over my head. Now I am getting the whole juicy head in my mouth plus some shaft, and I can lick halfway down my dick and taste my balls.

The easiest and probably most effective position for autofellatio is lying on your back. Youíll probably want to use a bed, sofa, or other cushioned surface for comfort, although practicing on a carpeted floor can sometimes give you better leverage. You should have a wall or a headboard nearby to brace your feet against. Lie down (naked, of course) with the top of your head at least a foot from the wall. Pull your legs up and roll back onto your shoulders, raising your legs over your head. Brace your feet on the wall and ďwalkĒ your way down until your crotch is close to your face. Lift your head up if necessary to get closer. If your back feels tight, donít strain to reach your ****, even if itís tantalizingly close. Just let your muscles stretch. You may want to use one hand to pull your **** closer. Suck what you can, if you can Ė otherwise, just wank and keep practicing.

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- Stretch before your session; make sure you stretch the muscles of your back, neck, and legs to avoid cramping or pulled muscles.

- Drink plenty of water to keep your muscles hydrated; this also prevents cramping, injuries, and fatigue.

- Make sure your stomach is empty; wait an hour or two after a meal, and empty your bowels if possible. Itíll be more comfortable and your stomach contents wonít get in the way when you double over.

- Donít strain yourself and stop if you feel any pain.

- Vary positions to avoid putting too much strain or pressure on the same muscles and parts of your spine.

I know some of you (women) are probably a little put off by the subject, but I assure you, wanting to suck your own dick is perfectly natural. You donít have to be ashamed anymore, people! Anyway, I hope this has been both informative and enlightening. Iíve got a lot of stretching to do. Iíll let you know how it goes.

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