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Old 11-18-2003, 08:55 PM   #1
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Default I was just going to get my paycheck...

I just wanted to share last night with OT. And sorry guys I dont own a camera, no pics, sort of...

So, I am flat broke, and was not going to go out at all, maybe just to get my paycheck. I started drinking early in the evening because I figured I was not going anywhere. Especially not on my currrent budget... $7 in my wallet

My older brother (roomate) tells me to go out with him, and he'd buy me a few beers, I figured I'd stop by work also for the check.

We first go to my bestfriends bar, Red Eyed Fly, very cool place. He buys me a tall boy there, yes they serve tall boy Lone Stars,mmmmmmm. Lone Star = TX redneck beer. However I am not a Redneck...

We finish our beers, and he tell us he is gettting another tattoo, so we go with him, and two of his female friends. One chick is getting a tatt also. Her last name is Riddle, so she got a ? above her butt. Pretty lame IMO. But whatever, we got to see her a$$.
So they get their tatts, and we go to a bar across the street. No one else in the place, just us.We're friends with the tender so no charge on one pint of New Castle two shots of crown, then my bro starts buying pitchers of Shiner Bock. By now I am very inebriated.

So in walks two coherrent guys, carrying a third guy. The third guy is REALLY REALLY wasted, their basically dragging this guy in. Supposedly it was his 21st. They lift him up into a bar stool. I notice this, point and hysterically laugh. So like ten minutes later I see one of the guys with a bick pen about to write on his incoherrent friends head. So I immediately scream "Who's got a sharpy". Two seconds later the bartender tosses one on the bar. These guys proceed to write all sorts of stuff on this guys face. Not only that they invite the five of us to "sign" his face. Ten minutes later his entire face is coverd with all sorts of stuff, I personally couldn't bring myself to write on his face So I wrote random words down his forearm, someone one actually drew a penis on him.

We went to another bar where we could drink after hours. There was some skank who the night before (I was not there) was dancing wearing only a G - string. Well she was back, and said she would dance topless if we played ACDC on the juke. We immediately did. Mid way thru her dancing she kicked off her shoe and it landed close to me, then she took her other one off and threw it at me, later she flicked her cig at me. I dont clearly remember what I was hollering, but I probably deserved it. We were about to leave, Her shoe was still next to me, so I poored the rest of my beer in it. We left. I only spent 5$ on a tip, and never got my paycheck.

My bro had to drive my car home, I awoke @ at my friends house, been hurtin' all day.
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Old 11-18-2003, 09:12 PM   #3
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what an appropriately placed roll of t.p.!
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Old 11-18-2003, 09:14 PM   #4
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The girls we were with took pictures of birthday boys face and their new tatts, next time I see them Ill get copies and post them... I wonder if that guy has a job, and how long it takes to scrub sharpy off your face???
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Originally posted by Hunter S. Thompson
... I wonder if that guy has a job, and how long it takes to scrub sharpy off your face???
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