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Old 06-30-2000, 09:37 AM   #1
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Member#: 1466
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Greenwich Township, NJ
2002 WRX Sport Wagon
Aspen White

Smile Definition of the Car brand Names

Got this emailed to me.... Some are pretty funny.....

> > Definition of the Car brand Names:
> >
> > ACURA:
> > Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
> >
> > AUDI:
> > Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
> >
> > BMW:
> > Bought My Wife
> > Brings Me Women
> > Brings More Women but Broke My Wallet
> >
> > Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
> >
> > DODGE:
> > Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
> > Dead On the Day Guarantee Expires
> >
> > FIAT:
> > Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
> >
> > FORD:
> > Fast Only Rolling Downhill
> >
> > GM:
> > Garbage Motors
> > Gluteus Maximus
> >
> > HONDA:
> > Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
> >
> > Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
> >
> > MOPAR:
> > Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
> > Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
> >
> > Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
> >
> > Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
> >
> > VOLVO:
> > Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
> >
> > Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
> >
> >

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Old 06-30-2000, 09:51 AM   #2
Subie Gal
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Member#: 301
Join Date: Sep 1999
Chapter/Region: NWIC
Location: WA
1970 FF-1 & '70 Van
02 WRX/01 RS


where's SAAB, huh???

What was that guys?

Something An ******* Bought??? hahahaha!!

i like that one.. add it to the list!!
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Old 06-30-2000, 09:54 AM   #3
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Member#: 296
Join Date: Sep 1999
Location: Derby, Derbyshire, England

I'm impressed..well done..


what about peugeot ? skoda ? rover ?

keep em comming..

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Old 06-30-2000, 10:34 AM   #4
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Member#: 442
Join Date: Oct 1999
Chapter/Region: NESIC
Location: RI/SE Mass
17 OK Sport
00 S2000


2 more...

F&#ked Over Rebuilt Dodge
Found On Road Dead

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Old 06-30-2000, 10:44 AM   #5
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Member#: 955
Join Date: Feb 2000
Location: Minneapolis USA

Here's long one-Mitsubishi!!!!!!

I think it involves sexual harrasment
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Old 06-30-2000, 10:48 AM   #6
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Join Date: Feb 2000
Location: earth
2000 S2000


Accord -Axles Crack, Coolant Overflows, Radiator Drips
ACURA -A Car Under Recall Action
ACURA -Always Cursing Untimely Repair Appointments
ACURA -Automobile Causes Ugly Road Accidents
ACURA -Any Child Understands Real Automobiles
ACURA -Another Case of a Useless Requested Acronym? he he
ACURA -Another Contemptable Use of Recycled Aluminum
ACURA -Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
ACURA -Awful Crappy Unreliable Rusty Automobile
AMC -All Makes Combined
AMC -A Major Cost
AMC -A Mutated Car
AMC -A Morons Car
AMC -Another Major Catastrophe
AUDI -Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
AUDI -All Unsafe Designs Implemented
AUDI -Another Ugly Duetsche Invention
AUDI -Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
AUDI -Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
BMW -Babbling Mechanical Wench
BMW -Beastly Monsterous Wonder
BMW -Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
BMW -Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
BMW -Barely Moving Wreck
BMW -Big Money Waste
BMW -Big Money. Why?
BMW -Big Money Works
BMW -Born Moderately Wealthy
BMW -Bought My Wife
BMW -Break My Windows
BMW -Break My Windshield
BMW -Breaks Most Wrenches
BMW -Bring Many Wrenches
BMW -Brings Me Women
BMW -Brings More Women
BMW - Broken Money Waster
BMW -Broke My Wallet
BMW -Broken Monstrous Wonder
BMW -Brutal Money Waster
BMW -Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
BMW - Blastphemous Motorized Wreck
BUICK -Big Ugly Import Car Killer
BUICK -Big Ugly Immitation Chrome King
BUICK -Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
BUICK -Big Ugly Indestructable Compact Killer
BUICK -Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
CADILLAC -Crazy And Demented Idiots Like Large American Cars
CADILLAC -Cars Are Driven In Long Lines And Crashed
CAMARO -Crappy American Machine Always Requires Oil
CAMARO -Crapped Another Motor, Another Rear Obliterated
CAMARO -Calling All Mechanics - Another Required Overhaul
CHEVROLET -Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle, Or Loud Engine Ticks
CHEVROLET -Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
CHEVROLET -Crackd Heads Every Valve Ratlles Oil Lost Engine Totaled
CHEVROLET -Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
CHEVROLET -Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
CHEVROLET -Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
CHEVROLET -Cheap Hazardous Expensive Vehicle Runs On Luck Every Time
CHEVROLET -Cheap Heaps Erratically Vibrate Running On Level Even Terrain
CHEVROLET -Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering
CHEVROLET -Cracked Heads, Every Valve's Rotten, Oil Leaks Every Time
CHEVY -Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet
CHEVY -Can Hear Every Valve Yell
CHRYSLER -Can't He Repair Your Slow Leaky Expensive Rustbucket?
DEUSENBERG -Doesn't Everyone Understand Straight Engines Never Burn Experimental
Racing Gas
DODGE -Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
DODGE -Dead Old Dog Going East
DODGE -Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
DODGE -Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
DODGE -Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
DODGE -Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
DODGE -Dead On Delivery Gasoline Eater
DODGE -Designers Occasionally Do Good Engineering
DODGE -Dorky Outside - Damn Good Engines
DODGE -Drips Oil Drops Grease Everywhere
DODGE -Driven Only During Grey Evenings
EAGLE TALON -Engine Always Gives Low Elapsed Times, And Lives on Nitrous
ECLIPSE -Eagle's Cousin Likes Intercooler Pressure Supplied
EDSEL -Every Day Something Else Leaks
FIAT -Failed In A Tunnel
FIAT -Fails In Attempted Turns
FIAT -Failure In Automotive Technology
FIAT -Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
FIAT -Fits In A Thimble
FIAT -Fix It Again Tony
FIAT -Flats In All Tires
FIAT -Found In A Trench FIAT - Fehlern In Alle Teilen (German for - Errors In All Parts)
Thanks to Alex for this.
FORD -Fabricated Of Refried Dung
FORD -Fails On Rainy Days
FORD -Famous Odor Resistant Dog
FORD -Falling Off: Rusty Door
FORD -Fast Only Rolling Downhill
FORD -Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
FORD -Fastest On Road, Dip!
FORD -Fastest On Road Device
FORD -Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
FORD -Fault Of R&D
FORD -Final Organ of Reproductive Discipline
FORD -Finally Obsolete Racing Device
FORD -Fireball On Rear Denting
FORD -First On Recall Day
FORD -First On Race Day
FORD -First On Road to Dump
FORD -First On Roads & Driveways
FORD -First On Rust and Deterioration
FORD -First Order of Reproductive Discipline
FORD -Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
FORD -Fixed Or Repaired Daily
FORD -Flip Over Read Directions
FORD -Flipping Over Results in Death
FORD -Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
FORD -Flintstone Or Rubble Driven
FORD -Flying On Ragged Dreams
FORD -Follow Our Ruddy Dogsled
FORD -Fond Of Resonating Decibels
FORD -Foot On Road Decelerates
FORD -Fords Only Run Downhill
FORD -Forced On Reluctant Drivers
FORD -Forced (to) Order Rubber Drivetrain!
FORD -Formed Of Rejected DNA
FORD -Forwarded Once; Return Denied
FORD -Forward Only; Reverse Defective
FORD -Forgot Our Recommended Defaults
FORD -Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
FORD -For Old Racecar Drivers
FORD -Four Old, Rusted Doors
FORD -For Only Retarded Drivers
FORD -Ford Owner Really Dumb
FORD -Fails On Rainy Days
FORD -Fork Over Repair Dough
FORD -Found On Red Dumpster
FORD -Found On Redneck's Driveway
FORD -Found On Roadside Dead
FORD -Found On Rubbish Dump
FORD -Found Outside Refuse Dump
FORD -Found Outside Rotting Dump
FORD -Found On Russian Dump
FORD -Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
FORD -Fraternal Order of Restored DeSotos
FORD -Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
FORD -Frequently On Ritalin, Designers
FORD -Free Or Reduced Drastically
FORD -Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
FORD -Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
FORD -Fun Obnoxious Redneck Driving
FORD -Funny Old Rattling Dump
FORD -Funky Old Rebuilt Dodge
FORD -(spelled backwards)Driver Returns On Foot
GEO -Good Engineering Overlooked
G. M. -General Maintenance
G. M. -Goshdarn Mess
G. M. -Generally Misunderstood
G. M. -Garbage Motors
G. M. -Generally Miserable
G. M. -Grossley Misconceived
G. M. -Gluteus Maximus
GMC -Garage Man's Companion
GMC -Generally Mediocre Cars
GMC -Generic Made Chevy
GMC -German Milk Cow
GMC -Get More Chicks
GMC -Gets Mechanics Crazy
GMC -Gods Mechanical Curse
GMC -Goober Makes Cars
GMC -Good Many Clunkers
GMC -Gotta Mechanic comming
GMC -Got More Crap
GMC -Great Mountain Climber
GMC -Great Motor Car
GMC -Grungy Mound (of) Crap
GMC -Get More Cash
GMC -Good Mechanics Cry
GMC -Gloomy Mechanical Contraption
GMC -Girlfriend's Mothers Car
GMC -Gas Mileage Crappy
GMC -Good Mileage Consistantly
GMC -Goofy Mangled Creation
GMC -God's Master Creation
GSR -Goes Slow!, Right?
HONDA -Had One, Never Do-that Again
HONDA -Hand Over Dollars to Asians
HONDA -Hang On, Not Done Accellerating
HONDA -Has Often Nice Dealer Accessories
HONDA -Highly Overpriced Non-Domestic Automobile
HONDA -History of No Dramatic Acceleration
HONDA -How Odd-No Damn Acceleration
HONDA -Hold Overs Not Doing Anything
HONDA -Hugely Obnoxious Nuclear Driving Accident
HYUNDAI -How Your Usual Nerd Drives An Import
HYUNDAI -Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive
INTEGRA -It's Nice That Even Girls Require Automobiles
IROC -I Race Other Cars
IROC -I Run On Credit
IROC -I Run Over Critters
IROC -I Run Off Cliffs
IROC -I Reek Of Cologne
IROC -Italian Resting On Console
IROC - It's Really Only a Camaro
IROC -Ignorant Retard Out Cruising
JEEP -Jalopy Extrordinaire - Everything Piecemeal
JEEP -Junky Engines Eat Parts
JEEP -Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
JEEP -Just Eats Every Part
JEEP- Just Empty Every Pocket
KIA -Killed In Action
KIA -Kills In Accidents
KIA -Killed In Assembly
LeMANS -Look Everyone My Anus Noticeably Stinks
LeMANS -Least Enjoyable Machine - Always Needs Something
LTD -Last To Die
LTD -Last Try from Detroit
LTD -Little Tin Dream
LTD -Long Term Debt
LTD -Lousy Transportation, Dammit!
LTD -Long, Thin Dumpster
LTD -Long Time Driving
MAZDA -Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
MAZDA -My! Another Zany Detroit Assassin!
MERCEDES -Most Eccentric Rich Capitalists Enjoy Driving Expensive Sedans
M.G. -Merciless Garbage
M.G. -Money Guzzler
MITSUBISHI -Mostly In The Shop Undergoing Big Investments, Sometimes Halfway
MITSUBISHI -Motor Is Tough, Sounds Unbelievably Bad, Intimidates Slow Hondas
MOPAR -Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
MOPAR -Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
MOPAR -More Overall Power And Reliability
MOPAR -Most Often Passed At Races
MOPAR -Mostly Old Parts And Rust
MOPAR -Mostly Old Paint And Rust
MOPAR -Move Over People Are Racing
MOPAR -Move Over Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
MOPAR -My Old Pig Ain't Running
MOPAR -My Only Problems Are Repairs
MUSTANG -Men Usually Stand Together And Never Go
NAPA -Never Any Parts Available
NISSAN -Nine Idiots Standing, Saying Absolutly Nothing
NISSAN -Needless Innovations, Silly, Stupid, Automotive Nonsense
NOVA -No Offense (it's)Very Average
NOVA -New Owner Very Ashamed
NOVA -Noticeably Outstanding Vehicle Award
NOVA -Noticeably Outstanding Visible Abhorrence
NOVA -Nightmarish Occult Vehicle Apporition
NOVA -Nine Old Vagrant Alcoholics
OLDSMOBILE -Oh, Look, Dammit! Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot's Leaking Everything.
OLDSMOBILE -Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every day.
OLDSMOBILE -Old Loose Dented Sheet Metal Out-dated By Infamies Like Edsel.
OLDSMOBILE -Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover
OLDSMOBILE -Old Ladies Drive Slow - Mostly Over Bridges Into Lake Erie
PINTO -Put In Nickel To Operate
PINTO -Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
PLYMOUTH -Please Let Your Mother Out (from) Under The Hood!
PLYMOUTH -Police Laugh, Young Men Ogle, All Underestimating This Heap
PONTIAC -People On Narcotics Think It's A Chevy
PONTIAC -Poor Old Nitwit Thinks It's A Cadillac
PONTIAC -Puts Out Noxious Toxins In All Cities
PORSCHE -Piece Of Rubbish, Saps Continually High Expense
PORSCHE -Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
PRELUDE -Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Diff Explodes
PROBE -Plainly Runs Only By Exception
SAAB -Send Another Atrocity Back
SAAB -Send Away Ass Backwards
SAAB -Send Another Automobile Back
SAAB -Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.
SAAB -Swedish Automobiles Are Beastly
SAAB -Sad Attempt At Beauty
SAAB -Sorry Auto, Always Broken
SAAB -Swedish Automobile-Always Broken
SATURN -Sounds Absolutly Terrible, Unbelievable Rattling Noises
TOYOTA -Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
TOYOTA -Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
TRABANT -This Rediculous Automobile Breaks Annually Ninety Times
TRIUMPH -This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
TRIUMPH -Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
TRIUMPH -The Risk In Useless Machinery Pays Heavily
YAMAHA -Yet Another Mechanical Atrosity Happens Again
YUGO -Yugoslavian Unreliable Garbage to Ovelook
YUGO -Well, maybe you won't!
VOLVO -Very Obsolete Looking Vehicle Oddity
VOLVO -Very Ornate Luxury Vehicle, Originally
VOLVO -Very Outlandish Looking Vehicle Overhaul
VOLVO -Vagrant Owned Lousy Vehicle Organization
VOLVO -Very Overated Loaded Vehicle Owners
VOLVO -Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
VTEC -Valves Tick, Engine Cracks
VW -Vehicle Wackiness
VW -Very Weird
VW -Vehicular Waste
VW -Virtually Worthless
VW -Virtual Wannabee
VW -Vintage Whirligig
VOLKSWAGON -Very Obsolete, Losers Knowingly Suffer With All German Engineered Nonsense
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Old 06-30-2000, 11:17 AM   #7
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Join Date: Sep 1999
Location: Derby, Derbyshire, England


someone must be as bored as me to type that much crap.. lol


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Old 06-30-2000, 11:32 AM   #8
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Member#: 696
Join Date: Dec 1999
Location: Union City, CA USA
2005 WRX STi
Aspen White


I got another one for ford!

F'ed on Race Day.

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Old 06-30-2000, 11:33 AM   #9
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Member#: 1745
Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: Mississauga, Ontario
2000 2.5RS


Holy s**t RC!!!!!!!
You have way too much time on your hands.
Go drive your Scooby.
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Old 06-30-2000, 11:41 AM   #10
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Member#: 1339
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: St. Louis, MO, USA

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Old 06-30-2000, 06:18 PM   #11
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Join Date: May 2000
Location: Los Angeles, CA.
'92 240sx fastback
dark red


cut and paste dudes - ctrl c in any window on your pc and then ctrl v in the 'your reply' windown in the forum...

I spend too much time with microsoft excel...

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