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Old 11-25-2003, 02:49 PM   #1
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Question Can't have them as pets, can't toss em, what can you do with them?

http://www.ontla.on.ca/documents/Bil...on4/b097_e.htm


Bill 97 2003

An Act to ban
dwarf tossing

Her Majesty, by and with the advice and consent of the Legislative Assembly of the Province of Ontario, enacts as follows:

Dwarf tossing banned

1. (1) No person shall organize a dwarf tossing event or engage in dwarf tossing.

Offence

(2) A person who contravenes subsection (1) is guilty of an offence and on conviction is liable to a fine of not more than $5,000 or to imprisonment for a term of not more than six months, or to both.

Commencement

2. This Act comes into force on the day it receives Royal Assent.

Short title

3. The short title of this Act is the Dwarf Tossing Ban Act, 2003.

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EXPLANATORY NOTE

The Bill bans dwarf tossing in Ontario and makes it an offence to engage in dwarf tossing.
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Old 11-25-2003, 02:50 PM   #2
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so midget tossing is kosher?
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Old 11-25-2003, 02:54 PM   #3
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What if you're a bouncer at a bar and the dwarf is drunk & belligerent?
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Old 11-25-2003, 02:55 PM   #4
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Being a dwarf is legal, throwing is legal. Why isn't dwarf throwing legal?
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Old 11-25-2003, 02:57 PM   #5
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Good Carlin logic, ea.
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Old 11-25-2003, 03:01 PM   #6
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...As a result of this new bill the annual Roughriders Midget Punt, Pass, and Kick competition will be adjusted to the Just Punt and Kick the Midget Competition. This may seriously effect their chances of defeating the defending champion Roughriders this year.
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Old 11-25-2003, 03:58 PM   #7
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If the dwarf consents to being tossed, what's the big deal? People get tossed in circus acts and figure skating and nobody minds ...
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Old 11-25-2003, 04:19 PM   #8
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Being a dwarf is legal, throwing is legal. Why isn't dwarf throwing legal?

Hmm it is a lot like prostitution. Selling is legal, sex is legal, so why isn't it legal to sell sex
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Old 11-25-2003, 04:30 PM   #9
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I participated in a dwarf toss the other day, it was great!






Actually, I'm not sure it was a dwarf toss... I think I just picked up someone's 4 year old kid and threw him over a car.
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Old 11-25-2003, 04:32 PM   #10
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We often play catch with our friend. She's not a dwarf, but when a person is 5'2" 105 lbs. - how can you not be tempted to play catch with them?
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I participated in a dwarf toss the other day, it was great!

Actually, I'm not sure it was a dwarf toss... I think I just picked up someone's 4 year old kid and threw him in front of a car.
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"Nobody tosses a Dwarf!"
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The obvious answer is Pr0n. Midget pr0n always sells well
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