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Old 05-23-2000, 11:58 PM   #1
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Hi guys,

Just got done with my new engine swap. Took me a while to do but I was finally able to finish the Stage I warp core installation. I also had a problem with the fuel tank so I took it out and put in a "Mr. Fusion" fuel source in my car. Put in a new flux capacitator too . I was thinking that the stage one was enough, seeing as how I'll never be going over nine times the speed of light. If any of you dragsters are out there, I believe that they have a stage two "ludicrous speed" warp system complete with plaid decals .

OK... i'm just a _little_ bored...

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Old 05-24-2000, 12:53 AM   #2
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Do you find using organic fuel works better than inorganic fuel for Mr. Fusion (tm)?
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Old 05-24-2000, 02:04 AM   #3
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Where did you find the MSD Electron excellerator? Man you mount the T-38 Space Modulator in the front grill for clearing solar systems and you've got one sweet ride! Too bad Byron will still be faster. Swap in the light wieght front bumper and it should save you about .00000004 secs on your light speed.

I forgot to ask, what kind of speed rated tires did you end up using?

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Old 05-24-2000, 10:35 AM   #4
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Does your trunk monkey require special training to operate at the increased speeds?
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Old 05-24-2000, 10:46 AM   #5

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Yes to the trunk monkey question, but I've heard that the light-speed Monkey training really screws with their heads and they end up screwing up your driving and unlocking the doors when you aren't around. Really suggested as a replacement for the trunk monkey during light-speed trips is an orangutan that is trained. Their brains can handle the training and they are lightning-quick as well, though they do smell a little bit worse. Mind you, these orangutans need proper fueling that takes a lot more time then your normal trunk monkey. You have to actually grow your own bananas with on preservatives and then make sure that you cover them in hot sauce before they eat them so it gives them that extra kick.

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Old 05-24-2000, 11:22 AM   #6
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do u leave fire trails when u speed off? just like back to the future? just a thought

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Old 05-24-2000, 11:56 AM   #7
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what about the monecular reconstruct. Do you have it calibrated to run biolenghts?
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Old 05-24-2000, 11:52 PM   #8
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Hey, I just instaled the "Omega 13" in place of a trunk money. Now, when I roll the car I can go back 13 seconds and get out of the mess before it happens...
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Old 05-25-2000, 02:10 AM   #9
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I don't think she can take much
more capt,n!! The deuterium mixture
from that cheep Acme flux capacitor
is too high! (where's the bloody escape pod).<-trunk monkey

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Old 05-25-2000, 08:09 AM   #10
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Guys, you are so silly. If you are using a warp drive you don't need speed rated tires, since the tires aren't actualy moving. In fact the car isn't even moving. With a warp drive you are moving space around you.
OK I'm a little embarrassed that I know the conceptual physics behind Star Trek.
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Old 05-25-2000, 08:10 AM   #11
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U guys are missing the biggest thing. You forgot the Energizer battery and bunny man. Gosh the bunny's pink too! Hmm....
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