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08-17-2000, 03:06 PM | #1 |
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I have to admit I tried to put our cat in the toilet when I was a kid. The "one smooth movenent" wasn't possible and I was used as a human scratching post.
Anyway I still love cats, they taste like chicken
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08-17-2000, 03:12 PM | #2 |
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Actually after reading that I think it's an even better way to just have the toilet cleaned. Start w/ a dirty toilet put in the soap and cat. Close lid wait a bit flush a few times. Badabing the cat cleans the inside with all the flaling...
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08-17-2000, 06:16 PM | #3 |
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hehe...I read that one awhile back...still cracks me up though!
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08-18-2000, 12:33 AM | #4 |
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OT: A better way to give your cat a bath!
1. Thoroughly clean your toilet.
2. Add required amount of shampoo to toilet water, have both lids lifted. 3. Obtain cat and soothe cat while carrying him towards bathroom. 4. In one smooth movement, put cat in toilet, close both lids. Stand on lid so cat doesn't escape. CAUTION: Do not get any body parts close to edge of toilet during washing, as paws will be reaching out for any purchase they can find. Cat will proceed to self-agitate making ample suds. Never mind noises coming from toilet, cat is actually enjoying this very much. 5. Flush toilet three, four or more (as desired) times. This provides vigorous "power-wash and rinse" cycle which I have often found to be quite effective. 6. Prepare an assistant to concurrently open outside door. Ensure no people are between toilet and outside door. 7. Stand behind toilet as far as possible. Quickly lift both lids. 8. The newly-cleaned cat will now rocket out of toilet, thereby auto-drying as he joyfully runs outside to play. Sincerely, THE DOG |
08-18-2000, 12:35 AM | #5 |
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ali can do is laugh!!!!!!! where, how? what made you think of that?! nice job dude! from one cat hater to another!
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08-18-2000, 12:43 AM | #6 |
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That's bloody hilarious!! I was bored outta my mind surfing Iclub..then this wonderfully funny post...
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08-18-2000, 12:52 AM | #7 |
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JGard18: it's not my creation sir, it's a forward i got from a coworkers!
Keiho: amen! long live man's best friend! catz sux0rz! |
08-18-2000, 12:53 AM | #8 |
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That is just to funny I hate cats.
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08-18-2000, 12:55 AM | #9 |
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My girlfriend just hit me.......
But it was WORTH IT. I laughed so hard I am crying. |
08-18-2000, 12:55 AM | #10 |
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either way dude, it's funny as hell! here's to dogs rocking on!! while cats can go do whatever...
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08-18-2000, 08:11 AM | #11 |
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peaty: hahahahha....yummmaayyyy
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08-18-2000, 09:53 AM | #12 |
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I'm a cat lover and I laughed my ass off! Funniest thing I've heard! I'll have to try it!
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08-18-2000, 10:25 AM | #13 |
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that is too funny! I'm sending it to the cat people I know now.
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08-18-2000, 11:22 AM | #14 |
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Do you have one for little sisters? I like the cat more than her sometimes.
Skel edit- Nevermind, I never liked the cat. Anything that sits on my car should die a painful death. [This message has been edited by skeletor25rs (edited August 18, 2000).] |
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